Siblings:
Nature’s
First
Frenemies
Sibling
Rivalry
—
Satirist’s
Bible
Sibling
Rivalry
Why
Sharing
a
Womb
Didn’t
Mean
Sharing
the
Remote
Siblings:
Stockholm
Syndrome
with
Shared
DNA
1.
The
I’m
Telling
Mom
Era
Childhood’s
original
justice
system:
a
kangaroo
court
where
the
loudest
liar
wins.
The
punishment?
A
timeout
and
lifelong
resentment.
2.
The
Borrowing
Scam
Can
I
borrow
your
shirt?
really
means
This
is
mine
now.
Your
closet
is
just
their
auxiliary
storage
unit.
3.
The
Car
Seat
Wars
Shotgun
isn’t
a
seatit’s
a
birthright.
The
Geneva
Conventions
have
fewer
rules
than
your
road
trips.
4.
The
Birthday
Paradox
Their
gift
is
always
better.
Even
if
it’s
identical.
Especially
if
it’s
identical.
Life
is
unfair.
5.
The
Parental
Comparison
Why
can’t
you
be
more
like
your
sister?
She’s
a
felon,
Mom.
She’s
literally
on
probation.
But
her
grades
were
good!
6.
The
Food
Theft
You
buy
a
snack,
hide
it,
and
label
it
with
your
name
in
Sharpie.
By
lunch,
it’s
gone.
Your
sibling’s
defense?
Finders
keepers
is
legal
precedent.
7.
The
Shared
Bathroom
Their
hair
products
take
up
98%
of
the
space.
The
remaining
2%
is
your
toothbrushwhich
they
use
to
clean
the
sink.
8.
The
Forced
Bonding
Family
vacations
are
just
shared
trauma
with
better
scenery.
Remember
that
time
in
Disneyland?
No,
because
you
were
too
busy
crying.
9.
The
Inheritance
Tension
Grandma’s
vase
is
worth
$5
at
Goodwill,
but
by
God,
you’ll
fight
to
the
death
for
it.
Principle
matters.
10.
The
Public
Embarrassment
They’ll
roast
you
at
family
gatherings
with
stories
from
1997.
Your
only
defense?
Reminding
everyone
about
their
emo
phase.
Nuclear
option.
11.
The
Borrowed
Money
Remember
that
$20
I
lent
you
in
2009?
You
remember.
They
don’t.
Time
to
start
charging
interest.
12.
The
Holiday
Truce
You
get
along
for
exactly
3
hours
on
Christmas.
Then
someone
mentions
politics,
and
it’s
WWIII
over
the
dinner
rolls.
13.
The
Genetic
Lottery
They
got
the
good
knees
and
the
metabolism.
You
got
allergies
and
a
receding
hairline.
Thanks,
DNA.
14.
The
Emergency
Contact
They’re
your
ICE
person,
despite
the
fact
you’d
rather
call
an
Uber
driver
in
a
crisis.
Blood
is
thicker
than
common
sense.
15.
The
Unbreakable
Bond
You’ll
mock
each
other
mercilessly,
but
let
an
outsider
try
it?
Suddenly
you’re
the
Avengers.
Sibling
code
is
weird.
Image
Gallery
Sibling
Rivalry
—
Satirist’s
Bible
Siblings:
Nature’s
First
Frenemies
Rivalry
–
A
wide-aspect,
close-up
cartoon
illustration
in
the
exaggerated,
satirical
style
of
Bohiney.com
Satirical
Magazine
Bible
–
A
wide,
detailed
cartoon
illustration
in
the
style
of
Al
Jaffee,
titled
‘Encyclopedia
of
Satire.’
Sibling
Rivalry
Nature’s
First
Frenemies
–
A
wide,
detailed
cartoon
illustration
in
the
style
of
Al
Jaffee,
titled
‘Encyclopedia
of
Satire.’
Source:
Satirist;s
Bible/
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Sibling
Rivalry
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Magazine
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Author: Ingrid Gustafsson