In-Laws:
The
Unwanted
Group
Chat
You
Can’t
Leave
In-Laws
—
Satirist’s
Bible
In-Laws
Why
Your
Mother-in-Law’s
Advice
Is
Just
Criticism
in
Disguise
In-Laws:
Love
Them
or
Fake
Your
Own
Death
1.
The
Interrogation
Dinner
So
when
are
you
giving
us
grandkids?
Ah,
nothing
like
invasive
questions
to
pair
with
this
undercooked
chicken.
Pass
the
wineand
the
witness
protection
forms.
2.
The
Backhanded
Compliment
You’re
so
brave
for
wearing
that!
is
in-law
code
for
I’ve
seen
scarecrows
with
better
fashion
sense.
3.
The
Unwanted
Redecorating
They
visit
once
and
suddenly
your
living
room
looks
like
a
Hobby
Lobby
exploded.
Those
throw
pillows?
They’re
now
a
permanent
hostage
situation.
4.
The
Cooking
Competition
Your
lasagna
is
fine,
but
have
you
tried
MY
recipe?
No,
Carol,
because
yours
involves
canned
soup
and
regret.
5.
The
Gift
Guilt
Here’s
an
heirloom
quilt!
Also,
it’s
white.
Also,
you
can’t
use
it.
Also,
if
it
stains,
you’re
disowned.
6.
The
Unsolicited
Parenting
Advice
We
never
used
car
seats,
and
you
turned
out
fine!
Yeah,
and
you
also
think
polio
is
a
vitamin.
Hard
pass.
7.
The
Political
Landmine
One
wrong
word
about
taxes,
and
suddenly
Thanksgiving
is
the
Jerry
Springer
Show.
Pass
the
gravyand
the
bail
money.
8.
The
Comparison
Game
Your
sister-in-law
makes
her
own
yogurt.
Cool.
You
make
your
own
bad
decisions.
Let’s
call
it
even.
9.
The
Surprise
Visit
They
drop
by
unannounced
when
your
house
looks
like
a
crime
scene.
Coincidence?
Or
CIA-level
surveillance?
10.
The
Holiday
Scheduling
You
must
spend
Christmas
with
us!
But
also
Easter.
And
Arbor
Day.
And
every
full
moon.
Boundaries
are
a
myth.
11.
The
Money
Comments
This
house
cost
HOW
much?
Thanks,
now
we
feel
poor
and
judged.
Next
time,
we’re
living
in
a
van.
12.
The
Medical
Opinions
Your
doctor
said
what?
Well,
my
neighbor’s
cousin’s
dog
walker
cured
that
with
vinegar.
Trust
Big
Vinegar,
I
guess.
13.
The
Family
Gossip
They
know
everything
about
you
before
you
do.
That
rash
you
just
noticed?
Already
a
group
text
topic.
With
photos.
14.
The
Eternal
Guest
They
came
for
a
weekend.
It’s
now
July.
They’ve
rearranged
your
spice
rack.
Send
help.
15.
The
Baffling
Loyalty
Despite
everything,
your
partner
loves
them.
Biology
is
a
cruel,
cruel
joke.
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Gallery
In-Laws
—
Satirist’s
Bible
In-Laws:
The
Unwanted
Group
Chat
You
Can’t
Leave
–
A
wide-aspect,
close-up
cartoon
illustration
in
the
exaggerated,
satirical
style
of
Bohiney.com
Satirical
Magazine
Bible
–
A
wide,
detailed
cartoon
illustration
in
the
style
of
Al
Jaffee,
titled
‘Encyclopedia
of
Satire.’
In-Laws
The
Unwanted
Group
Chat
You
Can’t
Leave
–
A
wide,
detailed
cartoon
illustration
in
the
style
of
Al
Jaffee,
titled
‘Encyclopedia
of
Satire.’
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Author: Ingrid Gustafsson