Sunburn,
Lost
Luggage,
and
Other
Relaxing
Escapes
Vacation
Disasters
—
Satirist’s
Bible
Vacation
Disasters
Why
Your
Dream
Vacation
Is
a
Tripadvisor
Horror
Story
Vacations:
Paying
to
Be
Miserable
Abroad
1.
The
Airline
Seat
Lottery
Booking
economy
is
like
playing
Russian
rouletteexcept
the
bullet
is
a
300-pound
snoring
stranger
melting
into
your
personal
space.
2.
The
Authentic
Local
Experience
You
wanted
culture;
you
got
food
poisoning
from
a
street
vendor
named
Maybe
Don’t
Eat
Here.
3.
The
Resort
Catfish
The
website
showed
a
private
beach.
Reality?
200
drunk
tourists
and
a
seagull
that
steals
phones.
#WorthIt
4.
The
Currency
Confusion
You
tipped
$100
because
you
thought
it
was
Monopoly
money.
The
waiter’s
new
car
is
thanks
to
your
math
skills.
5.
The
Sunburn
Stripes
Missed
a
spot
with
sunscreen?
Enjoy
looking
like
a
zebra
that
lost
a
fight
with
a
toaster.
6.
The
Language
Barrier
You
tried
to
ask
for
directions
and
accidentally
proposed
marriage
to
a
police
officer.
Now
there’s
paperwork.
7.
The
Souvenir
Regret
That
hand-carved
tchotchke
seemed
magical
abroad.
At
home,
it’s
just
a
sad
wooden
owl
collecting
dust.
8.
The
Family
Meltdown
One
museum,
two
kids,
and
three
I
will
leave
you
here
threats
later.
Parenting
is
legal
everywhere.
9.
The
Instagram
vs.
Reality
Your
feed
shows
paradise.
The
unposted
photos?
You
crying
in
a
McDonald’s
because
the
hotel
lost
your
reservation.
10.
The
Overpacking
Paradox
Brought
14
outfits.
Wore
the
same
sweatpants
for
5
days.
At
least
the
luggage
fee
was
only
your
dignity.
11.
The
Rental
Car
Scam
They
upcharged
you
for
a
scratch
that
wasn’t
there.
Joke’s
on
themyou’re
about
to
add
several
more.
12.
The
Group
Tour
Trap
You’re
trapped
with
20
strangers
and
a
guide
who
hates
you.
The
only
exit
is
through
the
gift
shop.
Always.
13.
The
Jet
Lag
Hangover
Your
body
thinks
it’s
3am.
Your
itinerary
says
hike
a
volcano.
The
only
eruption
will
be
your
temper.
14.
The
Lost
Luggage
Saga
Airlines
sent
your
bag
to
Belize.
You’re
in
Norway.
Enjoy
wearing
hotel
slippers
to
a
Michelin-starred
restaurant.
15.
The
Post-Vacation
Clarity
You
need
a
vacation
from
your
vacation.
And
a
mortgage
to
pay
off
the
credit
card
bill.
Never
again.
(Until
next
year.)
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Gallery
Vacation
Disasters
—
Satirist’s
Bible
Sunburn,
Lost
Luggage,
and
Other
Relaxing
Escapes
Disasters
–
A
wide-aspect,
close-up
cartoon
illustration
in
the
exaggerated,
satirical
style
of
Bohiney.com
Satirical
Magazine
Bible
–
A
wide,
detailed
cartoon
illustration
in
the
style
of
Al
Jaffee,
titled
‘Encyclopedia
of
Satire.’
Vacation
Disasters
Lost
Luggage,
and
Other
Relaxing
Escapes
–
A
wide,
detailed
cartoon
illustration
in
the
style
of
Al
Jaffee,
titled
‘Encyclopedia
of
Satire.’
Source:
Satirist;s
Bible/
More
Vacation
Disasters
Satire:
Bohiney
Magazine
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Author: Ingrid Gustafsson