Scuse
Me
While
I
Kiss
This
Guy:
A
Guide
to
Lyric
Fails
Misheard
Lyrics
—
Satirist’s
Bible
Misheard
Lyrics
Why
Your
Brain
Hates
Music
And
Humiliation
Misheard
Lyrics:
When
Your
Ears
Betray
You
1.
The
Freudian
Slip
Hold
me
closer,
Tony
Danza
sounds
legit
until
you
realize
Elton
John
isn’t
singing
about
Taxi
reruns.
Your
subconscious
is
weird.
2.
The
Mondegreens
You
belted
Secret
Asian
Man
for
years.
The
truth?
Less
fun,
more
racist.
Thanks,
brain.
3.
The
Childhood
Innocence
That
rap
song
wasn’t
about
ice
cream
trucks.
Your
parents
should’ve
intervened.
They
didn’t.
Therapy
is
expensive.
4.
The
Car
Karaoke
You
screamed
the
wrong
chorus
with
the
windows
down.
The
guy
at
the
red
light
now
thinks
you
worship
Satan.
Cool.
5.
The
Wedding
Disaster
First
dance
lyrics
were
not
what
you
thought.
Turns
out
your
song
is
about
cheating.
Mazel
tov!
6.
The
Shower
Revelation
After
a
decade,
you
finally
Google
the
lyrics.
Your
life
is
a
lie.
So
is
your
shower
performances.
7.
The
Accidental
Cover
Your
version
is
better
than
the
original.
Too
bad
it’s
100%
wrong.
Record
labels
hate
this
one
trick.
8.
The
Generational
Divide
Dad
thinks
Drake
sings
about
literal
dragons.
Let
him
have
this.
It’s
funnier.
9.
The
Gym
Playlist
You’ve
been
squatting
to
a
song
about
genocide.
The
gains
stay,
but
at
what
cost?
10.
The
Drunk
Confidence
Karaoke
night
was
going
great
until
the
real
lyrics
appeared
on
screen.
Time
to
move
countries.
11.
The
Road
Trip
Three
hours
arguing
over
lyrics.
The
answer
ruins
everything.
Like
your
friendship.
12.
The
Parenting
Fail
Your
kid
just
sang
the
radio
edit
of
your
misheard
version.
Child
services
has
been
called.
13.
The
Funeral
Faux
Pas
You
hummed
what
you
thought
was
a
hymn.
It
was
Nickelback.
The
family
noticed.
14.
The
Cultural
Appropriation
Turns
out
that
foreign
phrase
you’ve
been
singing
is
not
that.
Duolingo
can’t
save
you
now.
15.
The
Final
Acceptance
You’ll
keep
mishearing.
You’ll
keep
belting.
The
shower
remains
your
only
audience.
And
it
judges.
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Gallery
Misheard
Lyrics
—
Satirist’s
Bible
Scuse
Me
While
I
Kiss
This
Guy:
A
Guide
to
Lyric
Fails
Lyrics
–
A
wide-aspect,
close-up
cartoon
illustration
in
the
exaggerated,
satirical
style
of
Bohiney.com
Satirical
Magazine
Bible
–
A
wide,
detailed
cartoon
illustration
in
the
style
of
Al
Jaffee,
titled
‘Encyclopedia
of
Satire.’
Misheard
Lyrics
Me
While
I
Kiss
This
Guy:
A
Guide
to
Lyric
Fails
–
A
wide,
detailed
cartoon
illustration
in
the
style
of
Al
Jaffee,
titled
‘Encyclopedia
of
Satire.’
Source:
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Bible/
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Lyrics
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