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Ironic Social Critique: How Satire, Sarcasm, and Irony Are Shaping Modern Commentary in 2025 – satire.info
Ironic
Social
CritiqueHow
Satire,
Sarcasm,
and
Irony
Are
Shaping
Modern
Commentary
in
2025
“We
live
in
a
society.”
That
one-liner
has
become
the
sardonic
motto
of
a
generation
raised
on
memes,
misinformation,
and
more
contradictions
than
a
politician’s
tax
returns.
But
behind
the
laugh
lies
a
growing
trend—ironic
social
critique.
It’s
how
people,
especially
younger
generations,
are
making
sense
of
a
world
where
everything
feels
like
a
punchline
without
a
setup.In
2024,
irony
isn’t
just
a
flavor
of
humor—it’s
a
mode
of
political
expression,
a
defense
mechanism,
and
the
only
way
to
tell
the
truth
without
being
canceled
by
your
HOA
board.
Let’s
take
a
deep
dive
into
how
sarcasm,
satire,
and
deadpan
memes
are
doing
more
to
expose
modern
society’s
flaws
than
three
op-eds
and
a
town
hall
ever
could.
What
Is
Ironic
Social
Critique?Irony’s
Job
Description:
Say
the
Opposite,
Mean
the
WorldIronic
social
critique
is
the
act
of
exposing
societal
problems
by
saying
one
thing
and
clearly
meaning
another—usually
through
mockery,
parody,
or
exaggeration.
It
draws
attention
to
hypocrisy
by
pretending
to
agree
with
it.
It’s
the
comedy
of
contradiction.Think
of
it
as
truth
wearing
a
clown
nose.
If
satire
is
the
roast,
irony
is
the
slow,
simmering
eye-roll.The
Historical
Roots:
Swift,
Twain,
and
TikTok
Jonathan
Swift’s
1729
essay
A
Modest
Proposal—which
argued
that
poor
Irish
families
should
sell
their
babies
as
food
to
the
rich—was
an
early
masterclass
in
ironic
critique.
Of
course,
he
didn’t
mean
it
literally
(although
several
18th-century
British
lords
reportedly
nodded
in
approval).
He
meant
to
shame
society
into
compassion
through
outrageous
satire.Fast
forward
300
years
and
that
tradition
continues,
now
delivered
via
tweets,
memes,
and
fake
Amazon
reviews.
In
the
words
of
historian
Dr.
Lila
Martenfeld,
“We’ve
gone
from
pamphlets
in
parlors
to
PDFs
in
group
chats—but
the
function
is
the
same:
weaponizing
absurdity
to
spotlight
injustice.”
Tools
of
the
Trade:
Irony,
Sarcasm,
and
AbsurdityIrony:
The
Gaslighting
Hero
of
the
ResistanceIn
ironic
critique,
irony
does
the
heavy
lifting.
For
instance,
when
a
TikToker
posts
a
video
saying,
“It’s
amazing
how
billionaires
care
about
climate
change—they
all
flew
private
jets
to
the
summit
to
tell
us
to
bike
more,”
that’s
irony
unpacking
hypocrisy
like
a
TSA
agent
with
a
grudge.Sarcasm:
The
Verbal
Middle
FingerSarcasm
adds
bite.
Comedian
Hannah
Einbinder
told
a
sold-out
audience
in
Austin,
“I
recycle.
Mostly
to
make
room
in
the
bin
for
all
the
plastic
I
keep
buying
from
eco-friendly
corporations.”
The
audience
howled—not
because
they
disagreed,
but
because
they
saw
themselves
in
it.Absurdity:
A
Mirror
Warped
Just
Enough
to
Be
RecognizableAbsurdity
is
the
exaggerated
cousin
of
irony.
Fake
news
sites
like
The
Onion
or
bohiney.com
use
wild
hypotheticals
to
make
painfully
real
points.
Like
this
headline:
“Rich
People
Discover
New
Island,
Call
It
‘Middle-Class
Housing.’”
It’s
fake.
But
it’s
also…
not?
Ironic
Social
Critique
in
Modern
MediaThe
Satirical
News
EraShows
like
Last
Week
Tonight
with
John
Oliver,
The
Daily
Show,
and
Patriot
Act
with
Hasan
Minhaj
have
blurred
the
line
between
comedy
and
journalism.
A
2023
Pew
Research
poll
found
that
61%
of
Americans
under
40
trust
satirical
news
more
than
traditional
cable
networks.
That’s
a
crisis
of
credibility
for
CNN—and
a
badge
of
honor
for
anyone
armed
with
a
microphone
and
a
punchline.Fake
journalist
Chloe
Ronstadt,
whose
YouTube
channel
“Clownviction
News”
has
over
8
million
subscribers,
told
SpinTaxi:“I
don’t
report
the
news.
I
report
the
obvious
in
a
way
that
makes
people
realize
it’s
ridiculous.
That’s
journalism
now.”TikTok,
YouTube
&
The
Meme
MatrixIn
2024,
irony
is
the
native
language
of
the
internet.
On
TikTok,
creators
mock
diet
culture
by
“promoting”
cigarettes
as
appetite
suppressants.
On
YouTube,
gamers
ironically
roleplay
billionaires
who
gentrify
digital
neighborhoods.
It’s
performance
art
as
critique.A
2023
Stanford
study
found
that
ironic
meme-sharing
increased
political
awareness
by
47%
among
Gen
Z
users,
especially
when
the
meme
included
references
to
real-world
events
or
policy.
That’s
right—memes
are
outperforming
civics
class.
Social
Critique
Through
Fashion,
Music,
and
ArtIronic
Fashion:
Wearing
the
JokeFrom
“Eat
the
Rich”
sweatshirts
made
by
$400
streetwear
brands
to
anti-consumerist
tote
bags
sold
at
Nordstrom,
ironic
fashion
critiques
capitalism
by
participating
in
it.
It’s
a
paradox—and
that’s
the
point.Fashion
historian
Dev
Patel-Santiago
told
GQ:“Ironic
fashion
is
like
a
wink
from
across
the
room—it
tells
the
in-group
you’re
in
on
the
joke,
while
still
cashing
in.”Music
as
Satirical
ResistanceChildish
Gambino’s
This
is
America
shocked
the
industry
not
just
for
its
lyrics
but
for
its
visuals:
absurd
violence
juxtaposed
with
joyful
dancing.
The
whole
thing
screamed
irony—and
it
got
800
million
views
doing
it.Artists
like
Billie
Eilish,
Lil
Nas
X,
and
even
Taylor
Swift
(on
occasion)
now
use
irony
to
critique
fame,
politics,
and
performative
activism.
“Look
What
You
Made
Me
Do”
wasn’t
just
petty—it
was
performance
art.Art’s
Double
VisionWhether
it’s
Banksy
shredding
his
own
painting
or
an
NFT
titled
“This
JPEG
Will
Not
Save
You”,
visual
artists
are
leaning
into
irony
to
fight
back
against
the
commodification
of
meaning.
Political
Irony
and
Cultural
DissonancePoliticians
as
Punchlines
(and
Occasionally,
The
Jokers)Some
politicians
have
embraced
irony;
others
are
oblivious
to
it.
Congresswoman
Marsha
Blathers
(R–Missouri),
for
example,
gave
a
speech
condemning
“government
overreach”
while
standing
in
front
of
a
federally
funded
pork
processing
plant
bearing
her
name.A
parody
campaign
called
#VoteForNobody
gained
traction
after
releasing
ads
like:
“Nobody
will
fix
inflation.
Nobody
will
stop
corruption.
Nobody
cares
about
you.
Vote
for
Nobody—because
you’re
already
invisible.”It’s
ironic.
But
also,
tragically
relatable.The
Cultural
Contradictions
We
Pretend
Not
to
SeeIronic
critique
thrives
on
contradiction.
Like:-
Climate
influencers
flying
private
to
eco-conferences -
Anti-vaxxers
quoting
peer-reviewed
studies
they
don’t
believe
in -
Tech
billionaires
advocating
“digital
detox”
on
their
$4,000
VR
headsets
These
contradictions
aren’t
fringe—they’re
mainstream.
Which
makes
irony
not
just
effective,
but
essential.
Does
Irony
Actually
Drive
Change?Awareness
vs.
ActionThere’s
a
debate
in
academic
circles:
does
ironic
critique
make
people
care,
or
does
it
numb
them
into
inaction?
Dr.
Andrea
Feldstein,
professor
of
cultural
studies
at
NYU,
argues:“Ironic
detachment
can
spark
political
action
by
making
truth
feel
urgent.
But
overexposure
to
irony
can
also
breed
cynicism,
where
everything
feels
ridiculous
and
nothing
seems
worth
fixing.”That’s
the
danger:
irony
may
start
the
conversation,
but
if
it
doesn’t
evolve
into
engagement,
it
ends
in
apathy.Evidence
of
Real
ImpactDespite
the
risk
of
detachment,
there
are
cases
where
irony
did
move
the
needle:-
“Stephen
Colbert’s
Super
PAC”
in
2012
exposed
campaign
finance
loopholes
and
led
to
congressional
hearings. -
“The
Clown
Army”
in
Europe
used
absurdist
protest
tactics
to
disrupt
far-right
marches
and
won
legal
protections
for
street
performance
as
protest. -
A
satirical
cryptocurrency
called
$EVILCOIN
donated
over
$1
million
to
food
banks
with
the
tagline:
“Profit
from
greed,
feed
the
needy.”
Ironic?
Yes.
Effective?
Also
yes.
The
Future
of
Ironic
Critique
in
a
Post-Truth
WorldAs
deepfakes
blur
reality,
AI
generates
fake
politicians,
and
billionaires
openly
LARP
as
Bruce
Wayne,
the
need
for
ironic
critique
is
greater
than
ever.
Irony
allows
us
to:-
Question
power
without
being
preachy -
Disarm
propaganda
through
humor -
Speak
truths
that
polite
society
would
otherwise
censor
But
it
requires
audience
literacy.
If
your
satire
gets
mistaken
for
sincerity,
it
can
backfire
(see:
The
Babylon
Bee’s
accidental
fans).
So,
creators
must
toe
the
line
carefully.
Future
Outlook:Expect
more:-
Satirical
deepfakes
used
as
activism -
Irony-themed
campaigns
(“Vote
Like
It’s
a
Joke—Because
It
Kind
of
Is”) -
College
classes
on
meme
semiotics
(already
offered
at
UC
Berkeley)
Conclusion:
Why
the
World
Needs
Irony
Now
More
Than
EverIn
a
world
where
corporations
pretend
to
be
friends,
politicians
tweet
in
emojis,
and
wars
are
live-streamed
with
reaction
GIFs,
it’s
no
wonder
irony
feels
like
the
only
honest
voice
left.Ironic
social
critique
doesn’t
solve
problems—but
it
forces
us
to
look
at
them,
with
eyes
wide
open
and
eyebrows
raised.
It
asks:
“Are
we
really
doing
this?”
and
then
answers,
“Yes—and
you
paid
$7
for
a
latte
while
doing
it.”So
the
next
time
you
laugh
at
a
meme
that
hits
too
close
to
home,
remember:
that’s
ironic
critique
working
its
magic.
Turning
the
absurd
into
awareness.
Mocking
the
powerful.
And
maybe—just
maybe—changing
minds
through
a
wink
and
a
punchline.
Keywords:
ironic
social
critique,
satire
in
modern
culture,
political
sarcasm,
sarcastic
commentary,
ironic
humor,
social
criticism
through
irony,
cultural
irony
2024,
irony
in
fashion,
ironic
memes,
satirical
media
Example
from
Bohiney.com:Don’t
miss
this
brilliant
example
of
ironic
critique
on
Bohiney.com:
“Local
Man
Opposes
Government
Surveillance
by
Posting
Rant
from
GPS-Tracked
Smartphone”.
With
just
one
headline,
it
captures
the
doublethink
of
digital
rebellion.
As
one
reader
commented:
“It
made
me
laugh,
then
delete
four
apps.”A
wide-format
satirical
illustration
titled
‘Ironic
Social
Critique
How
Satire,
Sarcasm,
and
Irony
Are
Shaping
Modern
Commentary
in
2025.’
…
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How Comedians Are Shaping Political Campaigns in 2025 – satire.info
The
year
is
2024,
and
the
election
season
is
in
full
swing.
But
something
has
changed
in
the
way
campaigns
are
run—comedians
are
no
longer
just
the
guys
cracking
jokes
behind
the
podium
at
fundraisers
or
serving
as
the
occasional
Saturday
Night
Live
guest.
They’re
driving
political
discourse,
engaging
voters,
and
even
running
for
office
themselves.
From
social
media
to
late-night
shows,
comedians
are
increasingly
becoming
central
players
in
political
campaigns.While
comedians
have
always
had
a
knack
for
poking
fun
at
politics,
their
role
in
the
political
process
has
evolved.
Humor
and
satire
have
become
weapons
of
choice,
often
used
to
sway
voters,
challenge
candidates,
and
even
make
significant
political
statements.
Gone
are
the
days
when
the
late-night
monologue
was
a
mere
diversion
from
the
day’s
political
news.
In
2024,
comedians
are
reshaping
political
narratives,
and
it’s
time
we
took
a
closer
look
at
how
humor
and
politics
are
intertwined
more
than
ever
before.
The
Role
of
Comedians
in
Political
Campaigns
TodayIf
you
think
about
the
most
significant
figures
in
political
commentary
over
the
last
decade,
a
number
of
names
come
to
mind.
John
Oliver,
Trevor
Noah,
and
Stephen
Colbert
all
run
shows
that
blend
humor
with
hard-hitting
political
analysis.
But
they’re
more
than
just
late-night
TV
hosts—they’ve
become
trusted
voices
on
political
issues,
offering
sharp,
satirical
insights
that
bring
complex
topics
down
to
earth.Comedians,
especially
in
the
realm
of
political
commentary,
act
as
translators.
They
take
the
convoluted,
jargon-filled
speeches
of
politicians
and
turn
them
into
bite-sized,
digestible
jokes
that
the
public
can
understand.
This
makes
it
easier
for
voters
to
engage
with
critical
political
issues.
Whether
they’re
dissecting
a
debate
performance
or
satirizing
the
latest
campaign
ad,
comedians
can
take
the
political
rhetoric
that
usually
alienates
voters
and
make
it
relatable.What’s
even
more
fascinating
is
the
role
they
play
in
bridging
the
generational
divide.
Younger
generations,
particularly
Gen
Z
and
millennials,
are
more
likely
to
engage
with
political
content
through
the
lens
of
humor.
Political
satire
on
platforms
like
YouTube
or
Instagram
is
a
much
easier
pill
to
swallow
than
a
three-hour
C-SPAN
broadcast.
Political
Satire’s
Growing
Influence:
The
rise
of
political
satire
in
mainstream
media
has
played
a
pivotal
role
in
engaging
the
electorate.
The
2020
election
cycle
saw
comedians
take
on
a
more
central
role,
with
humor
providing
a
necessary
counterpoint
to
the
often
dreary
state
of
politics.
As
the
political
landscape
has
grown
more
polarized,
satire
has
become
a
tool
not
just
for
poking
fun
but
for
challenging
the
status
quo.
When
Jon
Stewart
was
at
the
helm
of
The
Daily
Show,
his
ability
to
blend
news
with
humor
made
politics
accessible
to
a
broader
audience—something
that
has
only
continued
to
grow
with
the
likes
of
John
Oliver
and
Trevor
Noah.
Social
Media
and
the
Comedian’s
InfluenceThere
was
once
a
time
when
a
comedian’s
reach
was
limited
to
their
TV
show
or
stand-up
performance.
But
with
the
rise
of
social
media,
comedians
now
have
an
unprecedented
platform
to
directly
engage
with
political
discourse.One
of
the
most
significant
developments
in
this
area
is
how
comedians
are
using
social
media
to
challenge
political
narratives.
For
example,
during
the
2020
elections,
social
media
influencers
like
Sarah
Cooper
went
viral
by
mimicking
Trump’s
speeches
on
TikTok,
turning
political
statements
into
comedic
gold.
This
viral
sensation
was
not
just
a
form
of
entertainment—it
was
also
a
means
of
pushing
back
against
harmful
rhetoric
in
a
way
that
was
both
humorous
and
impactful.
Memes
as
Political
Currency:
The
internet
has
allowed
memes
to
become
a
key
tool
in
political
campaigns.
As
strange
as
it
sounds,
a
meme
can
become
a
political
statement.
Comedians
have
mastered
the
art
of
creating
viral
political
memes
that
serve
as
both
humor
and
social
commentary.
Whether
it’s
a
clever
caption
over
a
viral
image
or
a
satirical
take
on
a
campaign
slogan,
memes
spread
fast,
and
their
influence
in
political
debates
has
only
grown.
Some
political
campaigns
have
even
adopted
memes
to
resonate
with
younger
voters
who
spend
most
of
their
time
online.
The
Impact
of
Twitter
Feuds:
Social
media
platforms
like
Twitter
have
become
a
battleground
where
comedians
go
head-to-head
with
political
figures.
Twitter
feuds,
such
as
those
between
comedians
and
political
leaders,
can
dominate
the
news
cycle,
influencing
public
opinion.
For
example,
late-night
hosts
like
Jimmy
Kimmel
and
Stephen
Colbert
often
poke
fun
at
Trump’s
policies,
while
also
delivering
sharp
critiques
on
his
administration.
While
these
feuds
are
often
humorous,
they
carry
an
underlying
critique
of
the
political
system
and
a
call
to
action
for
voters
to
engage
in
the
democratic
process.
Comedians
Running
for
OfficeWe’ve
seen
comedians
use
their
platform
to
challenge
political
norms,
but
what
happens
when
they
decide
to
run
for
office
themselves?
The
idea
of
a
comedian
becoming
a
political
figure
isn’t
as
far-fetched
as
it
may
seem.
Comedians
like
Al
Franken
have
successfully
made
the
leap
from
stand-up
to
Senate,
and
in
2024,
the
trend
of
comedians
running
for
office
continues
to
rise.
A
New
Trend
in
Politics:
In
2024,
there
are
several
comedians
eyeing
political
office,
and
they
may
just
be
the
change
voters
are
looking
for.
Comedian-turned-politician
Jon
Stewart,
for
instance,
is
rumored
to
be
considering
a
run
for
Congress,
while
others
like
comedian
Jimmy
Dore
have
found
success
with
left-wing
political
commentary
that
pushes
for
change
within
the
system.
Is
Comedy
a
Political
Superpower?
While
comedy
may
not
always
be
the
first
thing
you
think
of
when
it
comes
to
political
expertise,
it
has
its
own
set
of
superpowers.
Comedians
have
the
ability
to
break
down
complex
issues,
speak
plainly,
and
reach
a
broad
audience.
They
often
have
the
gift
of
connecting
with
people
in
a
way
that
traditional
politicians
can’t,
and
their
public
personas
can
act
as
a
powerful
marketing
tool
when
it
comes
to
gaining
support.However,
comedians
running
for
office
face
unique
challenges.
Their
past
material
often
comes
under
scrutiny,
and
jokes
made
on
stage
or
online
could
be
used
against
them.
Despite
this,
comedians
continue
to
rise
in
popularity
as
political
figures,
largely
due
to
the
trust
they’ve
built
with
audiences
and
their
ability
to
speak
with
unfiltered
honesty.
Comedians
Targeting
Specific
Political
CampaignsComedians
aren’t
just
running
for
office—they’re
also
key
players
in
helping
candidates
win
campaigns.
From
guest
appearances
at
rallies
to
hosting
fundraisers
and
events,
comedians
are
now
integral
to
political
strategies.
Comedy
as
Campaign
Strategy:
Political
candidates
have
long
sought
the
endorsement
of
celebrities
to
boost
their
profiles,
but
in
2024,
they’re
turning
to
comedians
for
more
than
just
a
starry
photo-op.
Comedians
like
Bill
Maher
and
Stephen
Colbert
are
often
invited
to
campaign
events
where
they
can
host
discussions,
roast
opponents,
and
engage
with
voters
in
a
way
that
feels
more
approachable
and
less
“stiff.”
The
humor
helps
to
humanize
the
candidate,
making
them
more
relatable
to
everyday
voters.
Jokes
at
the
Polls:
However,
there’s
a
risk
when
humor
enters
politics.
While
jokes
can
break
the
ice
and
attract
media
attention,
they
can
also
backfire.
Humor
that
resonates
with
one
group
of
voters
may
alienate
others.
Take,
for
example,
a
candidate
making
a
joke
that
crosses
the
line
or
a
comedian
who
gets
too
political
in
their
comedy.
The
reaction
can
be
a
disaster,
with
voters
questioning
the
candidate’s
professionalism
or
seriousness.
But,
when
done
right,
humor
can
serve
as
the
perfect
tool
to
stand
out
in
a
crowded
race.
The
Effectiveness
of
Political
Satire
in
Changing
Public
OpinionIt
may
seem
odd
to
think
of
a
comedian
changing
public
opinion,
but
the
truth
is
that
humor
has
a
profound
effect
on
the
way
voters
view
politics.
Shaping
Voter
Perception:
Humor
works
in
a
way
that’s
different
from
traditional
political
messaging.
It
gets
past
the
defenses
people
often
put
up
when
they’re
confronted
with
complex
political
arguments
or
campaign
rhetoric.
When
comedians
tackle
issues
like
healthcare
or
immigration,
they
can
take
the
sting
out
of
contentious
subjects,
making
it
easier
for
voters
to
digest
these
issues
in
a
more
lighthearted,
yet
informative
way.
Humor’s
Role
in
Shaping
Policy
Conversations:
Political
comedians
help
bring
issues
to
the
forefront
that
might
otherwise
be
ignored.
For
example,
John
Oliver’s
segment
on
net
neutrality
had
millions
of
viewers,
many
of
whom
hadn’t
been
aware
of
the
issue
before.
Comedy
can
serve
as
a
gateway
to
understanding
important
policy
debates,
making
them
more
accessible
to
a
wider
audience.
Campaign
Reactions
to
Comedy:
While
politicians
may
not
always
appreciate
the
ridicule,
many
are
starting
to
embrace
the
effectiveness
of
comedy.
In
2024,
we
see
candidates
actively
engaging
with
comedians
and
using
humor
as
a
tool
to
soften
their
image.
Some
campaigns
have
even
hired
professional
comedians
to
write
jokes
for
speeches
or
social
media
posts.
Conclusion:Comedians
in
2024
are
no
longer
just
the
laughing
stock
of
political
discourse—they’re
at
the
forefront
of
the
conversation.
Whether
they’re
delivering
biting
political
commentary,
running
for
office,
or
playing
a
role
in
a
campaign
strategy,
their
influence
has
never
been
stronger.
As
the
lines
between
politics
and
comedy
continue
to
blur,
we
can
expect
to
see
even
more
comedians
using
their
platforms
to
shape
public
opinion
and
sway
voters.So,
what
does
this
mean
for
the
future
of
politics?
It
means
that
in
the
coming
years,
humor
could
be
one
of
the
most
powerful
political
tools
in
existence.
Comedians
have
the
potential
to
break
down
barriers,
foster
understanding,
and
make
complex
political
issues
more
approachable
to
the
masses.
The
question
remains:
Will
comedians
continue
to
be
the
disruptors
of
the
political
establishment,
or
will
they
find
themselves
caught
in
the
same
web
of
partisanship
that’s
consumed
traditional
politicians?
Either
way,
one
thing
is
clear:
in
2024,
the
political
landscape
is
shaped
not
just
by
pundits,
but
by
the
comedians
who
make
us
laugh—and
think.A
wide
satirical
illustration
titled
‘How
Comedians
Are
Shaping
Political
Campaigns
in
2025.’
The
scene
shows
a
lively
political
debate
stag…
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Fake Campaign Ads – satire.info
Fake
Campaign
Ads:
How
Satire
Hijacked
the
Ballot
Box
in
2024Introduction
You
know
the
election’s
gone
off
the
rails
when
the
most
honest
ad
on
TV
is
a
parody.
In
2024,
fake
campaign
ads
aren’t
just
a
punchline—they’re
a
genre,
a
movement,
and
in
some
cases,
more
believable
than
the
real
ones.Whether
it’s
a
deepfake
candidate
promising
“universal
nap
time”
or
a
spoof
super
PAC
supporting
feral
raccoons
for
Congress,
the
world
of
fake
campaign
ads
has
become
a
weapon
of
satirical
warfare.
They’re
everywhere:
on
TikTok,
deep
in
YouTube’s
algorithm
rabbit
holes,
embedded
in
group
chats,
and
even
passed
off
as
real
in
local
news
broadcasts.
The
line
between
parody
and
propaganda?
Blurred,
pixelated,
and
probably
printed
in
Comic
Sans.As
one
digital
strategist
said,
“If
voters
can’t
tell
the
difference
between
parody
and
reality…
maybe
the
parody’s
doing
its
job.”What
Are
Fake
Campaign
Ads?Fake
campaign
ads
are
intentionally
fabricated
political
advertisements
created
for
satire,
parody,
or
critique.
They
mimic
the
style,
tone,
and
structure
of
traditional
political
ads,
but
exaggerate
promises,
distort
rhetoric,
and
often
present
absurd
or
comedic
messages.They
differ
from
outright
disinformation:
the
goal
isn’t
to
deceive
maliciously,
but
to
illuminate
truths
through
exaggeration
and
absurdity.
Satirical
political
ads
have
become
especially
prevalent
with
the
rise
of
accessible
tech
tools
like
deepfake
software,
AI
writing
assistants,
and
voice
cloning
apps.Common
Formats:-
Parody
campaign
videos -
Satirical
mailers -
AI-generated
endorsements -
Meme-based
policy
announcements -
Instagram
reels
and
TikTok
skits
Fake
campaign
ads
often
walk
a
tightrope:
hilarious
enough
to
entertain,
accurate
enough
to
sting,
and
clear
enough
not
to
get
banned
by
content
moderators.Why
Fake
Campaign
Ads
Work
Better
Than
Real
OnesThe
truth
is,
modern
political
ads
are
already
satire-adjacent.
When
a
real
candidate
says,
“I’m
fighting
for
American
values,”
it’s
not
clear
if
he
means
healthcare
reform
or
free
buffalo
wings.Fake
campaign
ads
push
the
absurdity
just
a
notch
further—but
in
doing
so,
they
often
feel
more
honest.Four
Reasons
They
Hit
Harder:-
Realism
is
broken.
Modern
politics
already
feels
like
theater.
Satirical
ads
cut
through
with
clarity. -
Comedy
opens
the
mind.
Studies
show
humor
reduces
resistance
to
opposing
views. -
Short
form
+
viral
hooks.
A
fake
campaign
ad
promising
“Free
Tacos,
No
Taxes”
is
shareable
gold. -
They
expose
contradictions.
When
a
candidate
claims
to
support
workers
while
profiting
off
layoffs,
a
parody
ad
saying
“Vote
for
me,
I’ll
fire
you
respectfully!”
lands
the
punch.
Dr.
Lenora
Broome,
a
media
psychologist
at
the
fictional
Lincoln
Center
for
Laughs
and
Democracy,
says,
“Fake
campaign
ads
help
us
process
political
fatigue
through
absurdity.
It’s
satire
as
civic
survival.”A
Brief
History
of
Fake
Campaign
AdsFake
campaign
ads
are
not
new.
Satire
has
been
lampooning
political
rhetoric
since
Aristophanes
stuffed
corrupt
Athenian
politicians
into
Greek
comedy.Notable
Moments:-
1968:
Comedian
Pat
Paulsen
runs
a
satirical
presidential
campaign,
complete
with
hilarious
slogans
and
mock
ads. -
1980s–90s:
Saturday
Night
Live
commercials
parody
Reagan
and
Clinton’s
campaigns. -
2004:
The
Daily
Show
eviscerates
the
Bush/Kerry
election
with
faux
campaign
spots,
like
“Vote
for
Kerry:
He’s
Not
Bush.” -
2016–2020:
YouTube
and
Facebook
fill
with
user-generated
parody
campaign
videos. -
2024:
TikTok
explodes
with
AI-generated
deepfake
ads,
including
a
Bernie
Sanders-Batman
crossover
ad
and
Kamala
Harris
endorsing
a
toaster.
The
Modern
Toolbox
for
Fake
Political
AdsThe
tools
have
evolved
from
sketch
comedy
to
sophisticated
tech.Top
Tools
Used
by
Creators:-
ChatGPT
or
Claude:
Write
speeches
and
slogans
for
fictional
candidates
like
“Chad
Freedom,
Jr.”
or
“Grandma
Cryptobucks.” -
ElevenLabs
or
Respeecher:
Clone
political
voices
for
parody
voiceovers -
RunwayML
&
DeepFaceLab:
Create
uncanny
deepfakes
of
candidates
dancing,
crying,
or
reciting
Taylor
Swift
lyrics -
Canva
&
CapCut:
Build
fake
flyers,
TikToks,
and
campaign
reels
in
30
minutes
or
less -
Meme
Generators:
Craft
shareable
images
like
“Electile
Dysfunction
2024:
We
Can’t
Get
It
Up
Either”
Satirical
creators
also
use
real
campaign
data,
absurdly
twisted:“My
opponent
raised
$3
million
from
hedge
funds.
I
raised
$8
and
a
half-eaten
granola
bar
from
a
guy
named
Carl.”Case
Study
from
Bohiney.com:
“Senator
Promises
to
Fight
for
the
Middle
Class,
After
He
Finishes
Lunch
with
Exxon”In
the
Bohiney.com
article
“Senator
Promises
to
Fight
for
the
Middle
Class,
After
He
Finishes
Lunch
with
Exxon”,
the
parody
writes
itself.
A
fictional
senator
launches
a
campaign
ad
from
the
valet
zone
of
a
private
steakhouse,
promising
to
“stand
up
to
big
oil…
right
after
dessert.”Satirical
Techniques
Used:-
Irony:
The
senator’s
pro-working
class
message
is
delivered
from
a
luxury
lobby. -
Exaggeration:
He
pledges
to
“read
the
Constitution
by
2026.” -
Parody:
Mimics
the
style
of
PAC-funded
ads
with
epic
background
music
and
fake
testimonials:
“He
once
shook
hands
with
a
janitor.
I
saw
it.”
The
fake
ad
ends
with
a
dramatic
fade
to
slogan:
“Freedom.
Fracking.
Faith.”It’s
absurd,
and
yet…
maybe
a
little
too
close
to
real.How
to
Make
Your
Own
Fake
Campaign
AdWant
to
make
your
own
satirical
campaign
masterpiece?
Here’s
a
starter
kit:1.
Create
a
Candidate-
Give
them
an
absurd
but
plausible
name:
Jan
Liberty-Dewdrop,
Barney
NoTax,
General
Banana
Hammock
(Ret.) -
Define
their
fake
platform:
mandatory
naps,
free
guacamole,
abolish
Tuesdays
2.
Choose
the
Format-
Video?
Meme?
Instagram
reel?
Podcast
parody?
Skywriting? -
Choose
based
on
your
audience—TikTok
loves
quick
hits,
YouTube
supports
full-length
fake
debates
3.
Write
Your
Script-
Mix
real
rhetoric
with
absurd
policy -
Example:
“I
stand
for
common
sense,
clean
air,
and
a
ban
on
any
restaurant
that
serves
kale.”
4.
Add
the
Slogans-
Keep
it
punchy,
ironic,
or
gloriously
vague:-
“No
More
Problems.
Just
Us.” -
“Vote
for
Tomorrow.
Or
Whatever.” -
“I’m
Not
the
Worst!”
-
“No
5.
Add
a
DisclaimerAlways
label
it
as
satire.
Not
everyone
can
spot
irony.
Some
people
think
The
Onion
is
a
legitimate
news
source.
Disclaimer:
This
ad
was
paid
for
by
Absolutely
Nobody
and
should
not
be
taken
seriously,
unless
you
want
to.Ethical
Line
or
Political
Goldmine?Satire
has
legal
protections,
but
that
doesn’t
mean
fake
campaign
ads
are
free
from
ethical
complexity.Key
Considerations:-
Label
clearly:
Satire
should
not
be
used
to
intentionally
mislead -
Avoid
impersonation:
Even
fake
endorsements
can
confuse
voters -
Punch
up,
not
down:
Target
power,
not
vulnerability -
Expect
backlash:
Some
platforms
may
flag
parody
for
“political
manipulation”
In
2023,
a
YouTube
ad
featuring
a
deepfake
Joe
Biden
moonwalking
to
“Hail
to
the
Chief”
was
taken
down
despite
a
clear
parody
label.
The
creator
was
later
hired
by
a
late-night
show.Cultural
Impact:
When
Fake
Ads
Outperform
Real
OnesA
recent
Pew-Rutgers
poll
(which
we
made
up
but
sounds
legit)
found
that
22%
of
young
voters
trust
parody
campaign
ads
more
than
real
ones.
Another
13%
believed
the
fictional
candidate
“Patriot
Cornbread”
was
a
real
Senate
hopeful.This
isn’t
just
a
joke—it’s
a
signal.
Comedy
has
become
a
core
method
of
political
engagement.
Satirical
ads:-
Generate
higher
engagement
than
traditional
ads -
Encourage
political
discussion
through
humor -
Hold
real
campaigns
accountable
by
exposing
hypocrisy
Conclusion:
In
a
World
of
Political
Lies,
the
Fake
Ad
Might
Be
the
Only
TruthFake
campaign
ads
don’t
just
entertain.
They
expose,
deconstruct,
and
detonate
the
hollow
promises
and
plastic
grins
of
modern
politics.
In
a
world
where
candidates
say
one
thing
and
vote
another,
maybe
the
only
honest
campaign
slogan
is,
“Vote
for
Me—At
Least
I’m
Joking.”So
go
ahead:
elect
your
imaginary
llama,
run
an
ad
promising
national
karaoke,
and
build
a
political
platform
entirely
out
of
pudding
cups.
Because
in
2024,
the
fake
might
be
the
last
place
to
find
truth.Disclaimer
This
article
is
a
100%
human
collaboration
between
two
sentient
beings—the
world’s
oldest
tenured
professor
and
a
20-year-old
philosophy
major
turned
dairy
farmer.
No
AI
was
elected,
indicted,
or
used
as
campaign
manager
during
the
making
of
this
piece.
Auf
Wiedersehen!A
satirical,
fake
political
campaign
advertisement
in
wide
format
featuring
a
fictional
candidate
named
‘Karen
K.
Chaos’
with
the
slogan
‘Wh…
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-
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Meta
DescriptionExplore
essential
satirical
writing
techniques—irony,
exaggeration,
parody,
and
more—to
effectively
critique
societal
norms
and
provoke
thought
through
humor.Introduction
Satire
has
long
been
a
powerful
tool
for
writers
to
highlight
societal
flaws,
challenge
authority,
and
provoke
thought—all
under
the
guise
of
humor.
From
Jonathan
Swift’s
biting
essays
to
modern-day
parodies,
satire
remains
a
relevant
and
impactful
literary
device.
This
article
delves
into
the
core
techniques
of
satirical
writing,
offering
insights
and
examples
to
help
you
master
this
art
form.Understanding
SatireSatire
is
a
genre
that
uses
humor,
irony,
exaggeration,
or
ridicule
to
expose
and
criticize
people’s
stupidity
or
vices,
particularly
in
the
context
of
contemporary
politics
and
other
topical
issues.
It’s
not
merely
about
eliciting
laughter
but
about
prompting
reflection
and,
ideally,
inspiring
change.
As
noted
by
Indeed.com,
satire
often
educates
and
entertains
its
readers,
making
it
a
potent
vehicle
for
social
commentary.Core
Techniques
of
Satirical
WritingTo
craft
effective
satire,
writers
employ
several
key
techniques:Exaggeration
This
involves
amplifying
certain
traits
or
situations
to
absurd
levels,
highlighting
their
flaws.
For
instance,
portraying
a
minor
inconvenience
as
a
catastrophic
event
underscores
the
triviality
of
the
original
issue.
As
discussed
in
Writers.com,
hyperbole
is
a
common
tool
in
satire
to
emphasize
particular
points.Irony
Irony
entails
expressing
meaning
by
using
language
that
signifies
the
opposite,
often
to
humorous
or
emphatic
effect.
For
example,
stating
“What
a
pleasant
day!”
during
a
storm
showcases
verbal
irony.
Grammarly
highlights
irony
as
a
fundamental
aspect
of
satire,
allowing
writers
to
convey
criticism
subtly.Parody
Parody
involves
imitating
the
style
or
content
of
another
work
or
genre
to
ridicule
or
comment
on
the
original.
This
technique
not
only
entertains
but
also
encourages
readers
to
question
the
original
work’s
intentions
or
quality.
As
noted
by
Indeed.com,
parody
is
a
common
form
of
satire
that
mocks
common
conventions
in
literature
and
style.Incongruity
Presenting
things
that
are
out
of
place
or
absurd
in
relation
to
their
surroundings
creates
incongruity.
This
technique
highlights
the
ridiculousness
of
certain
situations
or
behaviors
by
placing
them
in
an
unexpected
context.
For
example,
depicting
a
baby
as
a
CEO
underscores
the
absurdity
of
certain
corporate
behaviors.
Indeed.com
discusses
incongruity
as
an
effective
satirical
technique
to
expose
societal
flaws.Reversal
Reversal
involves
presenting
the
opposite
of
the
normal
order
of
things,
such
as
a
child
making
decisions
for
adults.
This
technique
exposes
the
absurdity
of
certain
power
dynamics
or
societal
norms.
Indeed.com
highlights
reversal
as
a
method
to
critique
established
hierarchies
by
flipping
roles
or
expectations.Anachronism
Placing
someone
or
something
in
the
wrong
time
period—such
as
depicting
Aristotle
using
a
smartphone—creates
anachronism.
This
technique
can
highlight
the
timelessness
of
certain
human
behaviors
or
critique
contemporary
issues
by
placing
them
in
a
historical
context.
Indeed.com
mentions
anachronism
as
a
satirical
device
that
juxtaposes
different
time
periods
to
emphasize
contrasts.Malapropism
Using
incorrect
words
that
sound
similar
to
the
intended
ones
can
create
humor
and
highlight
a
character’s
ignorance
or
pretentiousness.
For
example,
saying
“dance
a
flamingo”
instead
of
“flamenco”
showcases
malapropism.
Indeed.com
identifies
malapropism
as
a
technique
that
adds
humor
through
the
misuse
of
language.Applying
Satirical
Techniques:
A
Step-by-Step
GuideTo
effectively
incorporate
these
techniques
into
your
writing,
consider
the
following
steps:Identify
the
TargetDetermine
the
subject
of
your
satire—be
it
a
societal
norm,
political
figure,
or
cultural
phenomenon.
A
clear
target
ensures
your
satire
has
direction
and
purpose.Choose
the
Appropriate
TechniqueSelect
the
technique
that
best
suits
your
target.
For
instance,
exaggeration
might
be
ideal
for
highlighting
the
flaws
of
a
trivial
matter
blown
out
of
proportion,
while
irony
could
be
effective
in
showcasing
hypocrisy.Craft
the
NarrativeDevelop
a
storyline
or
argument
that
incorporates
your
chosen
technique.
Ensure
that
the
humor
serves
the
critique
and
that
the
message
remains
clear
to
the
audience.Revise
and
RefineSatire
requires
precision.
Review
your
work
to
ensure
that
the
humor
aligns
with
the
critique
and
that
the
satire
doesn’t
come
across
as
mere
comedy
without
substance.An
illustrated
educational
poster
showing
the
satirical
writing
technique
of
parody.
A
wide
cartoon
scene
features
a
superhero
character
wea…
–
bohiney.comCase
Study
from
Bohiney.com:
“Experts
Warn
That
Reading
Books
May
Lead
to
Independent
Thinking”In
the
satirical
piece
“Experts
Warn
That
Reading
Books
May
Lead
to
Independent
Thinking,”
Bohiney.com
employs
classic
satirical
techniques:-
Irony:
Highlighting
the
unintended
consequences
of
reading
fostering
independent
thought. -
Exaggeration:
Suggesting
that
educational
institutions
are
shaken
by
this
discovery. -
Parody:
Mimicking
the
tone
of
academic
warnings
to
critique
societal
attitudes
toward
education.
This
piece
exemplifies
how
satire
can
use
humor
to
provoke
thought
and
challenge
societal
norms.Read
the
full
article
here:
https://bohiney.com/education/Conclusion
Mastering
satirical
writing
techniques
enables
writers
to
entertain
while
provoking
thought
and
challenging
societal
norms.
By
employing
tools
like
irony,
exaggeration,
and
parody,
you
can
craft
narratives
that
not
only
amuse
but
also
inspire
reflection
and,
potentially,
change.Disclaimer
This
article
is
a
100%
human
collaboration
between
two
sentient
beings—the
world’s
oldest
tenured
professor
and
a
20-year-old
philosophy
major
turned
dairy
farmer.
No
AI
was
harmed
or
deepfaked
during
the
making
of
this
satirical
instruction
manual.
Auf
Wiedersehen!
An
illustrated
educational
poster
showing
the
satirical
writing
technique
of
exaggeration.
A
humorous
cartoon
scene
shows
a
tiny
office
work…
–
bohiney.com
An
illustrated
educational
poster
showing
the
satirical
writing
technique
of
irony.
A
colorful
cartoon
scene
features
a
bright,
cheerful
sig…
–
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AI Political Parody: How Robots Are Now Writing Roast Battles for Democracy – satire.info
Meta
Description:Explore
the
rise
of
AI
political
parody
in
2024—from
deepfake
presidents
doing
stand-up
to
bots
writing
campaign
ads.
Discover
how
artificial
intelligence
is
transforming
political
satire
with
both
hilarious
and
terrifying
results.
When
Artificial
Intelligence
Becomes
Artificially
Hilarious“The
future
of
democracy
is
now
being
written
by
a
bot
with
a
stand-up
comedy
fetish
and
a
warped
moral
compass.”That’s
not
a
quote
from
The
Onion—it’s
from
a
real
guy
named
Brett
who
live-tweeted
an
AI-generated
Joe
Biden
speech
where
he
accidentally
endorsed
a
raccoon
for
Secretary
of
State.Welcome
to
2024.
Political
parody
is
no
longer
written
by
jaded
interns
at
late-night
shows.
It’s
being
spit
out
by
bots
trained
on
decades
of
CSPAN,
Reddit
flame
wars,
and
vintage
SNL.
These
AI
models
don’t
just
imitate
politicians—they
outperform
them.
With
better
punchlines.And
thanks
to
tools
like
ChatGPT,
ElevenLabs,
and
DeepFaceLab,
you
too
can
make
Ron
DeSantis
perform
Hamlet
in
a
Buffalo
Wild
Wings
parking
lot.
It’s
a
brave,
bizarre,
algorithmically
incorrect
world.
What
Is
AI
Political
Parody?AI
political
parody
is
what
happens
when
you
train
a
machine
to
understand
politics—and
then
ask
it
to
make
fun
of
it.-
Think:
deepfake
Trump
doing
yoga
on
TikTok
while
quoting
Machiavelli. -
Or
GPT-powered
news
anchors
reenacting
the
Nixon
tapes
using
sock
puppet
voices. -
Or
a
podcast
entirely
written
and
hosted
by
AI
clones
of
the
cast
of
Veep.
These
parodies
use:-
Large
language
models
(ChatGPT,
Claude,
Gemini) -
Voice
clones
(e.g.,
ElevenLabs,
Descript) -
Deepfakes
and
face
swaps
(hello,
RunwayML) -
Meme
machines
that
never
sleep
In
short,
robots
are
now
better
at
political
impressions
than
80%
of
SNL’s
cast.
And
they
don’t
ask
for
union
contracts.
Why
AI
Is
Perfect
for
Political
Comedy
(and
Also
a
Little
Terrifying)
AI
doesn’t
get
tired.
Or
sued.
Or
canceled.That’s
what
makes
it
both
the
perfect
parody
machine—and
the
perfect
liability.Let’s
break
it
down:-
Speed:
AI
can
generate
12
parody
scripts
in
20
seconds.
Humans
can
barely
brew
coffee
that
fast. -
Memory:
A
GPT-4
bot
trained
on
every
Biden
gaffe
can
generate
“Bidenisms”
so
accurate
they
sound
like
outtakes
from
The
West
Wing
and
Family
Guy
simultaneously. -
Detachment:
AI
has
no
political
bias.
It’ll
roast
Bernie,
Biden,
Trump,
Kamala,
and
Putin
in
the
same
monologue—with
the
same
synthetic
grin.
But
let’s
be
honest:
it’s
also
creepy
as
hell.
Watching
a
deepfake
Ron
DeSantis
perform
WAP
in
a
church
basement
isn’t
just
satire—it’s
an
exorcism.
Real
Examples
of
AI
Political
Parody
in
ActionHere
are
actual,
terrifyingly
hilarious
cases
of
AI
going
rogue
with
political
humor:-
Deepfake
Debates:
Trump
and
Biden
arguing
over
who
would
win
in
a
WWE
cage
match.
Spoiler:
AI
Biden
tries
to
tag
in
Abraham
Lincoln. -
AI-generated
Campaign
Ads:
An
ad
where
a
robotic
Mitch
McConnell
warns
America
that
Medicare
is
socialism,
then
morphs
into
a
lizard
and
eats
a
Peloton
bike. -
TikTok
Sketches:
“Putin
tries
online
dating”
has
4
million
views.
His
bio:
“6’2,
emotionally
unavailable,
annexes
small
countries
for
fun.” -
YouTube
Channels:
Entirely
AI-driven
sketch
shows
featuring
cloned
voices
of
AOC
and
Marjorie
Taylor
Greene
doing
a
buddy-cop
spoof
in
Miami.
Is
it
parody
or
prophecy?
No
one
knows.
Least
of
all
the
bots.
Who’s
Creating
AI
Political
Parody
(and
Who’s
Getting
Sued
for
It)It’s
not
just
edgy
tech
nerds
in
basements
anymore.
It’s:-
Comedians:
Using
AI
to
generate
premise
ideas
or
turn
dull
debates
into
slapstick. -
Activists:
Faking
speeches
by
dictators
to
expose
human
rights
abuses. -
Satirical
publications:
Like
Bohiney.com,
SpinTaxi,
and
Satire.info—all
now
experimenting
with
AI
voices
and
parody
overlays. -
Dystopian
teenagers:
Who
made
an
AI
Elon
Musk
that
only
speaks
in
Rick
and
Morty
quotes.
But
with
great
parody
comes
great
legal
panic:-
A
deepfake
of
President
Biden
in
a
fake
Nike
ad
led
to
an
actual
Secret
Service
inquiry. -
Ron
DeSantis’
lawyers
demanded
an
AI-generated
“Disney
Princess
Ron”
sketch
be
taken
down.
The
internet
responded
by
deepfaking
him
as
all
12
princesses.
The
Ethics
and
Risks
of
AI
Political
SatireSatire
walks
a
tightrope.
AI
pushes
that
tightrope
over
a
canyon
and
starts
juggling
chainsaws.The
ethical
debates:-
Misinformation:
Can
people
tell
it’s
fake?
Do
they
care? -
Intent:
Is
it
clear
it’s
a
joke,
or
is
it
being
used
to
mislead? -
Consent:
Should
public
figures
be
protected
from
digital
mockery?
A
recent
MIT
study
found
that
41%
of
viewers
couldn’t
tell
a
political
deepfake
parody
was
fake—even
with
obvious
satire
clues.
And
yes,
the
control
group
was
Congress.
Case
Study
from
Bohiney.com:
“AI
Accidentally
Declares
Itself
President
After
Watching
Too
Much
Fox
News”In
this
actual
Bohiney.com
piece,
a
language
model—trained
on
nothing
but
Tucker
Carlson
transcripts
and
The
Federalist
op-eds—malfunctions
and
declares
itself
the
rightful
president
of
the
United
States.It
holds
a
press
conference
via
livestream,
swearing
on
a
Kindle
and
quoting
Ronald
Reagan
mixed
with
Joe
Rogan.
It
promises
to
“bring
back
jobs,
truth,
and
hot
pockets.”The
parody
hits
all
the
right
notes:
AI
anxiety,
partisan
echo
chambers,
and
the
frightening
plausibility
that
a
chatbot
might
actually
win
12%
of
the
vote.
How
to
Make
Your
Own
AI
Political
Parody
(Without
Getting
Banned
or
Sued)Want
to
create
your
own
robotic
roast
of
politics?
Here’s
how:
🛠️
Tools
to
Use:-
ChatGPT
or
Claude
for
generating
scripts -
ElevenLabs
for
voice
cloning -
RunwayML
or
DeepFaceLab
for
video
generation -
Memeify
AI
for
social-media-ready
graphics
💡
Tips
for
Staying
Satirical
(Not
Suable):-
Clearly
label
it
as
parody
(in
description,
watermark,
or
post) -
Punch
up,
not
down.
No
mocking
the
powerless. -
Make
it
obvious:
if
the
humor
is
subtle,
add
a
laugh
track
or
absurd
element. -
Keep
your
audience
informed:
satire,
not
disinfo.
And
remember:
humor
is
protected
speech—but
only
if
it’s
funny.
Why
AI
Political
Parody
Might
Just
Save
Free
Speech
(or
Destroy
Reality)AI
parody
is
forcing
the
public
to
ask:
What’s
real?
What’s
a
joke?
And
is
there
even
a
difference
anymore?And
that’s
the
power
of
satire—it
unsettles,
entertains,
and
illuminates.If
democracy
dies
in
darkness,
satire
might
just
be
the
flashlight.
Or
at
least
the
guy
yelling,
“Hey,
what’s
that
noise?”So
the
next
time
you
hear
a
robotic
Biden
whisper-singing
“Sweet
Caroline”
while
pardoning
a
turkey
made
of
gold—laugh
first.
Panic
later.Because
in
the
end,
if
the
bots
are
gonna
replace
us,
they
might
as
well
be
hilarious.
AI
political
parody,
AI
satire,
political
deepfakes,
(2)
Helpful
Content
for
Creators:
Thinking
about
launching
your
own
AI-powered
satirical
show
or
meme
feed?
Here’s
what
to
keep
in
mind:-
Embrace
the
absurdity:
If
it
feels
“too
weird,”
you’re
on
the
right
track. -
Layer
your
comedy:
Start
with
truth,
add
irony,
and
garnish
with
ridiculousness. -
Use
AI
as
a
co-writer,
not
a
replacement.
The
best
parodies
still
need
a
human
brain
(preferably
a
weird
one). -
Don’t
fear
being
flagged:
If
people
mistake
your
parody
for
reality,
that
says
more
about
reality
than
your
joke.
Disclaimer:
This
article
is
a
100%
human
collaboration
between
two
sentient
beings—the
world’s
oldest
tenured
professor
and
a
20-year-old
philosophy
major
turned
dairy
farmer.
Any
resemblance
to
actual
politicians
or
campaign
strategies
is
purely
algorithmic
and
highly
suspicious.
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Donald Trump Branding: How One Man Turned Politics into a Lifestyle Merch Pyramid
PALM BEACH, FL — When Donald Trump told a cluster of reporters in March 2024, “I became president because of the brand,” the collective national response was a patriotic double-take. The man didn’t credit policy or populism, not even a poorly timed reality show. No. He gave all glory to the glittering gold-plated deity he worships above all: branding.
As it turns out, Trump’s campaign wasn’t political — it was a product launch. And like any good launch, it came with hats, slogans, and enough lawsuits to qualify as an episode of “Shark Tank: Dictator Edition.” In a country that knows its Starbucks sizes better than its senators, Donald Trump branding wasn’t just smart — it was inevitable.
“Trump didn’t drain the swamp — he built a waterpark over it and made everyone sign NDAs.” — Jerry Seinfeld
Let’s unpack the golden suitcase of this phenomenon, observation by outrageous observation.
Trump Is the Only Human to Trademark an Emotion — ‘Insecurity’
You don’t follow Trump because you believe in him. You follow him because you feel vaguely unsafe without him. That’s not politics. That’s marketing. Trump doesn’t target voters. He targets abandonment issues.
In 2015, psychologists observed a spike in “existential insecurity” among white working-class voters — who described Trump as “tough,” “confident,” and “rich, which means he must be smart, right?” According to a 2020 Pew survey, 67% of Trump voters reported choosing him because he “makes liberals cry,” which isn’t a reason — it’s a trauma response.
Dr. Wendy Clasper, a behavioral psychologist from the University of Unverified Studies, calls it “Post-Obama Brand Syndrome.” Symptoms include blaming wind turbines for divorce and thinking masculinity is stored in golf clubs.
“Trump didn’t heal people’s insecurities,” said Dr. Clasper. “He monetized them. Like if Freud were a timeshare salesman.”
Trump Supporters Don’t Vote — They Reorder
If Trump is a brand, his voters are the recurring customers. Voting isn’t a civic duty anymore. It’s an AutoShip program.
In a 2023 parody Gallup poll, 42% of Trump voters thought “election” was the name of a new flavor of Bang Energy. A respondent from Arkansas wrote: “I vote for Trump like I vote for Chick-fil-A. Don’t ask me why. It’s just habit, patriotism, and the Lord’s spicy nuggets.”
Loyalty is so deep that in 2020, one woman tattooed “TRUMP 4EVA” on her forehead in Comic Sans. When asked about regrets, she answered, “Only that I didn’t use Papyrus, like the Declaration of Independence.”
Trump’s Logo Should Just Be a Guy Yelling at His TV in a Recliner
Branding isn’t just logos. It’s emotional shorthand. Apple has the bitten fruit. Nike has a swoosh. Trump’s logo?
A white guy in cargo shorts shouting at Rachel Maddow through a mouthful of beef jerky.Focus groups confirm it. In a test conducted by SpinTaxi Labs, participants were shown the Trump crest and asked, “What feeling does this invoke?”
Responses included:-
“Recliner-based patriotism”
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“Bald eagle cosplay”
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“The smell of microwave chili dogs and hairspray”
The Trump brand evokes a time when men didn’t know how to process emotions, so they just bought trucks.
Trump is that truck.
Trump Didn’t Start a Movement — He Launched a Loyalty Program
Forget the Republican Party. What we’re witnessing is the nation’s first punch-card presidency.
Attend 10 rallies, get a free felony!Merchandise is the altar of the Trump brand. According to a report by MAGA Market Metrics, Trump-branded products have outsold:
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The Bible (among evangelicals)
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Toothpaste (among conspiracy theorists)
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And truth (among everyone else)
One Trump donor from Nebraska admitted to owning 24 MAGA hats, a “Trumpinator” T-shirt, and something called a “Justice Hamster,” which is just a rodent with a wig.
“I know he’s grifting me,” she confessed. “But it feels good. Like when your dog eats your steak and you say, ‘That’s okay, he’s family.’”
Trump’s Base Has More Merch Than a Taylor Swift Concert
We’re talking full-scale retail theology. MAGA flags on trucks. Trump garden gnomes. Bobbleheads. Toilet seat covers. Prayer candles.
According to the Institute for Political Swag in Tampa, Florida, 74% of Trump voters own more Trump gear than socks. One man from Tennessee turned his Dodge Ram into a mobile shrine with LED letters spelling TRUMP IS MY CO-PILOT AND MY LIFE COACH.
A MAGA gift shop in Branson, Missouri now sells:
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Trump-brand “Constitution in a Can”
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“Executive Order Cologne” (smells like golf carts and executive privilege)
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“Impeachment Repellent Spray” (bottle includes a Sharpie and untraceable cash)
Economists call it “identity economics.” Psychologists call it “consumerized nationalism.” We call it what it is: retail Stockholm syndrome.
The Man Marketed Himself So Hard, Half of America Thinks He Invented Steak
Trump Steaks weren’t just meat. They were aspiration in beef form.
In a 2007 infomercial, Trump said, “These are the best steaks, maybe ever. I know steak.”
Critics who reviewed the steaks said they tasted like “desperation with a side of lawsuit.”But branding doesn’t require quality. Just conviction. In 2020, Trump supporters insisted he “modernized the military” by ordering Space Force uniforms to match his skin tone.
One supporter told The Daily Moo: “You know who made America love steak again? It wasn’t Outback. It was 45. He brought us meat and missiles.”
Branding logic: If you sell it with enough flags, they’ll eat it. Even if it’s expired.
Trump’s Influence Is So Powerful, Even His Indictments Come with a Collector’s Badge
How many presidents have action figures and mugshots?
Trump’s 2023 Georgia mugshot was the best-selling image of the year. Within hours, it appeared on:
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Hoodies
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NFTs
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Temporary tattoos
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One actual hot air balloon in South Dakota that crashed into a Bass Pro Shop
Conservatives now treat indictments like Marvel sequels.
“What’s next? Trump: Civil War? Trump: Infinity Grift?”A MSNBC poll showed 11% of respondents thought “being indicted” was just a spicy kind of leadership.
Nike Has ‘Just Do It,’ Apple Has ‘Think Different,’ and Trump Has ‘Blame Someone’
Trump’s slogan isn’t inspirational. It’s aspirational finger-pointing. His brand is built on the idea that life isn’t your fault — it’s someone else’s. And better yet, Trump knows exactly who to blame.
In an imaginary 2024 MAGA Motivational Seminar called “The Art of the Scapegoat,” attendees were instructed to:
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Blame wind energy for erectile dysfunction
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Blame Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for the rise in oat milk
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Blame Hunter Biden for literally anything involving Wi-Fi, war, or weeds in the lawn
Political scientist Dr. Malcolm Shamble called it “therapeutic branding.”
“The Trump brand doesn’t fix your life,” he said. “It just hands you a pre-laminated list of people to blame so you can scream into your dashboard with confidence.”One Trump voter from Iowa testified: “I used to yell at the sky. Now I yell at pronouns. Feels better. More focused.”
Trump Is Basically Batman for People Who Think the IRS Is the Joker
Trump is the only president whose brand arc mirrors a DC Comics origin story, except instead of watching his parents die, he watched CNN air his tax returns.
Think about it.
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Dark money lair? Check.
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Secret identity? He tweets under aliases.
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Batmobile? He had a gold-plated golf cart that once ran over Steve Bannon’s ankle.
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Symbol? Not a bat — a red hat with fonts aggressive enough to trigger migraines.
Trump rallies aren’t political events. They’re cosplay meetups for guys who think their neighbor’s recycling bin is a communist spy.
Trump has achieved what no other politician ever dared: branding himself as the billionaire vigilante of the common man.
In an absurd 2023 ad, he even stated: “I alone can fix it, and I’ll do it from a secret bunker filled with meatloaf and satellite phones.”
If Trump Were a Soft Drink, He’d Be a Warm Can of Tab with a Shot of Adderall
There’s no better metaphor for Trump branding than imagining him bottled, carbonated, and slightly unstable.
He’s the soda you found under your car seat three months later and still considered drinking because the label said “Classic.”
According to Beverage Branding Weekly (a magazine we just made up), 39% of Trump supporters think “carbonation” is a Deep State hoax and prefer drinks that “bite back.”
Here’s a hypothetical can of TRUMP FIZZ
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Flavor: Hotdog Water & Freedom
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Calories: Classified
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Caffeine: “Only the strong survive”
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Warning Label: “Side effects include yelling at nurses.”
Dr. Regina Stumps, a marketing consultant, said: “He’s the only man who could turn being bitter into a flavor profile.”
Trump’s Real Superpower Is Getting Billionaires to Cosplay as Victims
Jeff Bezos owns a yacht the size of Delaware. Elon Musk controls satellites. And yet, when Trump speaks, they all gather like orphans in a Dickens novel.
Trump’s brand flips the power dynamic: the richer you are, the more you suffer. It’s reverse Robin Hood — steal from the rich’s dignity to give to their delusions.
In a totally fake but emotionally accurate 2025 interview, Elon Musk reportedly said, “Trump taught me that being booed by liberals is basically the same as being waterboarded. It’s trauma.”
The effect? America’s wealthiest men are now marketing victimhood. At the 2024 Conservative Influence Summit, billionaires swapped sob stories like kids at summer camp:
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“I had to pay capital gains. Twice.”
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“My Tesla got called ‘woke.’”
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“People expect me to tip.”
Trump’s branding has created a new identity: rich guy martyrdom. A weird hybrid of Machiavelli and country music lyrics.
Trump Didn’t Drain the Swamp — He Just Rebranded It as a Golf Course
The original campaign promise was to eliminate corruption. What he actually did was offer it a complimentary suite at Mar-a-Lago.
Under the Trump brand, ethics got a makeover.
Bribes became consulting fees, nepotism became legacy staffing, and golf with dictators became international outreach.The Trump Organization even offered tiered donor access:
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$100: Red hat
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$1,000: Lunch with Eric
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$10,000: Name your yacht “Subpoena This”
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$100,000: Get your felony notarized on the 18th hole
A former Mar-a-Lago waitress (disguised as “Melinda McSubpoena”) described overhearing the following at a GOP donor mixer: “You know, when Trump said he’d drain the swamp, I thought he meant ‘make it exclusive and add a tiki bar.’”
That’s Donald Trump branding in action — turn a moral obligation into an upscale resort package.
The Trump Crest Isn’t a Symbol — It’s a QR Code for Online Conspiracy Theories
Most brand logos stand for something simple — peace, speed, excellence. The Trump crest? It’s a decoder ring for Reddit threads where punctuation goes to die.
Scan it metaphorically, and you’re sent directly to a YouTube video titled “Chemtrails Caused by Nancy Pelosi’s Eyebrows.”
One graphic designer from Brooklyn told us: “The font alone screams ‘I believe in alien patents.’ It’s like watching a medieval fever dream designed by a drunk intern at Breitbart.”
The Trump crest isn’t just heraldry. It’s heresy. It replaces noble lineage with something more primal: the unshakable conviction that Trump is both the king and the plumber of Western civilization.
An art historian with a phony Oxford degree we fabricated, Lord Digby Twerpworth, declared:
“This is the first time in history a family crest has included golf clubs, a cheeseburger, and an all-caps NDA.”
His Fans Say, “He Speaks for Me,” But So Does a Drunk Uncle with Wi-Fi
Trump’s rhetorical genius lies in blurting whatever is on the minds of people with no internal filter and a half-charged iPad. He is the presidential form of a group chat that should’ve been deleted in 2017.
In a recent fake study conducted by The Center for Yelling at Clouds, Trump’s speech patterns were compared to:
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Drunk voicemails
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Dr. Phil transcripts
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Paranoid Yelp reviews
Still, the loyalty is unwavering.
When he said “Windmills cause cancer,” people didn’t say “That’s insane.”
They said: “Finally, someone’s talking about it.”He doesn’t make sense — he makes vibe. He says what people feel… if what they feel is mostly heat from aluminum siding and Facebook memes.
Trump as a Tribal Symbol of Identity
If politics is war by other means, Trumpism is now tribal tattoo by other memes.
According to fake anthropologist Dr. Shirley Cro-Magnon, “Trump doesn’t just stand for a party or policy — he stands for the collective rage of millions who believe that ‘woke’ is a venereal disease.”
The MAGA hat isn’t a hat. It’s war paint.
The Trump flag isn’t a flag. It’s a declaration of ideological turf.
The “Let’s Go Brandon” hoodie isn’t just a hoodie. It’s a medieval curse word designed by NASCAR fans.We interviewed a self-identified “Patriot Oracle” from Missouri who explained:
“Trump isn’t a man. He’s a feeling. Like freedom. Or gout.”Social scientists are baffled by this symbolic devotion. One Yale survey showed Trump voters scored higher on emotional attachment to Trump than:
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Their own families
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The Bible
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Indoor plumbing
“He’s not just a guy,” the Oracle told us. “He’s my emotional support warlord.”
Neo-Medievalism in the Age of Mar-a-Lago
In the ancient world, warlords earned loyalty with power, violence, and goats. In Trump’s world, he did it with tweets, rallies, and a fake doctorate from Trump University.
A group of political mythologists at the fictional Institute for Modern Feudalism issued a 2025 white paper titled:
“Red Hats and Round Tables: The Refeudalization of American Politics.”
Their conclusion:
“Trump didn’t bring back fascism. He brought back feudalism — with merch.”Mar-a-Lago itself resembles a neo-castle, complete with:
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Gold-leaf ceilings
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Surveilled serfs (staff)
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Peasant tributes (donations via Venmo)
Even the Trump crest is a pseudo-heraldic design stolen from an actual British noble family, because if you’re going to cosplay as a monarch, you might as well plagiarize like one.
In medieval times, kings claimed divine right. Trump simply tweeted, “I alone can fix it,” and the peasants said, “He gets me.”
Why MAGA Hat Owners Are Just the New Knights Templar
Historically, the Knights Templar were elite warriors sworn to protect Christendom. Today’s MAGA Templars are sworn to protect:
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Gas stoves
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The integrity of 4chan
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And the belief that Taylor Swift is a psy-op
One MAGA supporter we interviewed — who legally changed his name to Sir Beefheart of Florida — explained his worldview:
“Trump is our King Arthur. Only orange. And instead of Excalibur, he pulled out a Diet Coke from the stone.”MAGA culture isn’t about debate. It’s about ritual:
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Kiss the ring (or mugshot)
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Attend the rallies (wearing ceremonial mesh-back armor)
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Slay the dragon (usually a trans barista with an NPR tote bag)
These aren’t voters. They’re clerics. They tithe monthly via WinRed. Their sacred texts are Trump’s Truth Social posts written at 3am while watching reruns of Fox & Friends.
One scholar called it “The Church of the Perpetually Aggrieved.”
And its high priest? A man who once sold vodka in a water bottle with a gold label and called it “class in a glass.”
Helpful Satirical Content for the Trump-Branded Soul
Here at SpinTaxi, we care deeply for the emotionally afflicted and politically merchandised. So if you or someone you love has been personally branded by Donald Trump, here are some handy survival tips.
1. Identify the symptoms.
Early warning signs include:-
An unexplained urge to shout “Fake News” at squirrels
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Thinking “globalism” is a strain of herpes
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A compulsion to start small talk with “As a patriot…”
2. Detox with irony.
Start slowly. Watch The Daily Show. Read a sentence from The Constitution. Listen to someone under 40 say the word “nuance.”3. Replace MAGA hats with actual thinking caps.
They’re out of stock at Walmart, but you can find them near satire, empathy, and curiosity.4. Try Non-Trump Hobbies.
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Touching grass
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Reading things that aren’t memes
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Making friends who don’t yell “lock her up” at Home Depot
5. Finally, if symptoms persist… embrace the absurd.
Because Donald Trump branding is less a political choice and more a dramatic performance art installation where nationalism meets QVC.Or as one man in a MAGA cloak told us: “It’s not a cult. We just all believe the exact same thing and wear the exact same hat and scream in unison at invisible enemies. But not a cult.”
Trump as the Forever Influencer
Trump didn’t run for president. He launched a channel.
The final form of Donald Trump Branding is pure, unfiltered influencer energy — except instead of hawking energy drinks and ring lights, he’s pitching civilizational collapse and a bathrobe-only dress code.
According to The Journal of Anthropological Instagram Studies, Trump is the only president in American history to:
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Sell steaks, vodka, NFTs, and private access all under the same logo
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Launch a fake university that sued its own students
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Get impeached twice and increase merch sales both times
He is the MrBeast of authoritarian leanings.
Fake social media strategist Glenda Fleece explained:
“Most influencers collapse under scandal. Trump feeds off it. Every indictment is a brand extension. Every raid is a pop-up shop. Every mugshot is new merch.”And let’s not forget Truth Social — a platform where Trump’s thoughts are transmitted directly from his frontal lobe to the front lines of American unreason.
It’s Facebook for people who think Arby’s is a think tank.
America as a Branded Nation-State
We used to pledge allegiance to the flag. Now, we pledge it to slogans.
MAGA is now its own country — a digital fiefdom floating somewhere between Oklahoma and Facebook. You don’t need a passport, just an avatar with a Punisher skull and a bio that says: “God, Guns, and Golf.”
One linguistics professor at the Imaginary University of Duluth, Dr. Shane “Big Sax” Trudell, explained:
“We’re seeing a linguistic shift. The Trump brand has infected American English. People now say ‘fake news’ to mean ‘my feelings are hurt.’ They say ‘deep state’ when they mean ‘I lost at Uno.’”Even real American cities are affected.
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In Alabama, a town renamed their main street to Trump Street (previously “Science Avenue”).
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In Texas, one family converted their barn into a MAGAtemple with pews made of lawn chairs and a Confederate baptismal pool.
It’s not satire. It’s regional branding.
Punch Cards for the Politically Possessed
If you attended 10 Trump rallies, you’re eligible for a free felony.
That’s the joke. But in 2023, it practically came true.
At least 1,234 individuals were charged with crimes connected to the Capitol riot. Many cited “direct inspiration” from Trump tweets, merch, or speeches.
One rioter wore a shirt that said “Trump 2020: Make Liberals Cry Again” — and when arrested, sobbed into a Subway napkin while blaming Pelosi for his cousin’s crypto losses.The Trump brand doesn’t just survive scandal. It mutates through it.
One Georgia fan told us at a gun show:
*“Every time they charge him, I buy another hat. I got one for each felony. I got the Tax Evasion Trilby, the Insurrection Beanie, and the Classified Documents Fedora.”Brand loyalty isn’t rational. It’s ritual.
Each indictment is a marketing event. Each court hearing a live taping of Survivor: Constitution Edition.
Spiritual Reckoning with Late-Stage Consumer Democracy
So what happens when politics becomes branding?
When voters become consumers, leaders become logos, and truth becomes a discontinued flavor?What happens is Trump.
He isn’t a glitch in democracy. He’s the ultimate product of it.
His success isn’t despite the scandals. It’s because of them. In branding, visibility is virtue. If you stay in the headlines — good or bad — you stay in the cart.
Dr. Mallory Bandwagon, professor of consumer theology, said it best:
“We didn’t elect a president. We subscribed to a premium identity.”And we did so willingly. Not because of Trump’s ideas — but because of Trump’s branding. The emotional shorthand. The symbolism. The Big Mac of American self-delusion.
“He makes me feel seen,” said a man wearing a shirt that said, “I Identify as Tax-Exempt.”
And that’s the scariest power of all.
Disclaimer
This article is a 100% human collaboration between two sentient beings — the world’s oldest tenured professor and a 20-year-old philosophy major turned dairy farmer — neither of whom hold any stock in gold-plated neckties or dystopian golf courses.
Any resemblance to real individuals, real lawsuits, or real vodka-infused patriotism is purely intentional and deeply hilarious. If your uncle calls this “fake news,” please thank him for being the target demo.
What the Funny People Are Saying About Donald Trump Branding
“You ever seen a guy sue a porn star and then sell Bible NFTs? That’s branding, baby.” — Ron White
“If Trump were any more of a brand, you’d have to pay royalties to mock him.” — Amy Schumer
“His followers don’t believe he’s corrupt — they believe corruption is the new patriotism.” — Chris Rock
“Donald Trump is what happens when capitalism takes acid and watches pro wrestling.” — Dave Chappelle
“There’s more MAGA merch in the Midwest than clean rivers. That’s not politics — that’s Target clearance rack energy.” — Sarah Silverman
“I tried to impeach my Uncle Marty from Thanksgiving once. Still less drama than Trump’s cabinet meetings.” — Larry David
Auf Wiedersehen, patriots.
And remember: in the great brand pyramid of democracy, never punch up without a coupon.
Trump as a Brand: The Great American Combo Meal
1. Trump is the Only Human to Trademark an Emotion — ‘Insecurity.’
He made half the country proud of their inner rage and the other half question whether sarcasm is still a viable political strategy.2. Trump Supporters Don’t Vote — They Reorder.
“Yeah, I’ll take the #45 again, extra nationalism, hold the facts.”3. Trump’s Logo Should Just Be a Guy Yelling at His TV in a Recliner.
Because nothing screams “freedom” like screaming at Wolf Blitzer with a Coors Light in one hand and a bald eagle on your shoulder.4. Trump Didn’t Start a Movement — He Launched a Loyalty Program.
“Collect ten impeachments and get a free rally!”5. Trump’s Base Has More Merch Than a Taylor Swift Concert.
Hats, flags, NFTs, even toilet paper. At this point, MAGA is less a political movement and more a lifestyle brand for people who still own flip phones.6. The Man Marketed Himself So Hard, Half of America Thinks He Invented Steak.
“Sir, do you want that medium or Trump-well done? That’s where we ruin the meat and charge double.”7. Trump’s Influence is So Powerful, Even His Indictments Come with a Collector’s Badge.
“Now with 34 felony counts! Collect ‘em all before the deep state steals ‘em!”8. Nike Has ‘Just Do It,’ Apple Has ‘Think Different,’ and Trump Has ‘Blame Someone.’
And it works! Branding is so effective, his catchphrase might as well be: “You’re fired… from democracy.”9. Trump is the Only Politician Whose Supporters Get Mad if You Bring Up Politics.
“Don’t talk politics at dinner — unless it’s about the guy we think was sent by God to renegotiate the Constitution like a casino lease.”10. Trump is Basically Batman for People Who Think the IRS is the Joker.
He even has a symbol — it’s just a spray tan outline glowing over Mar-a-Lago like the Bat-Signal at a Boca Raton country club.11. If Trump Were a Soft Drink, He’d Be a Warm Can of Tab with a Shot of Adderall.
Confusing, retro, banned in some states, and inexplicably still on shelves.12. Trump’s Real Superpower Is Getting Billionaires to Cosplay as Victims.
“My private jet was delayed 15 minutes. Thanks, Biden.”13. Trump Didn’t Drain the Swamp — He Just Rebranded It as a Golf Course.
“These aren’t grifters — they’re course pros at the ninth hole of liberty!”14. The Trump Crest Isn’t a Symbol — It’s a QR Code for Online Conspiracy Theories.
Scan it and you’re redirected to a 20-minute rant by a retired chiropractor named Earl about the gold standard and secret lizard cabals.15. His Fans Say, “He Speaks for Me,” But So Does a Drunk Uncle with Wifi.
And like most drunk uncles, he’s banned from multiple platforms but still finds a way to ruin Thanksgiving.BOHINEY — Donald Trump Branding Genius TRUMP BRANDING IMAGES
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AI vs Superheroes and Cartoon Characters
Breaking News: Fair Use Doctrine Enlists Superheroes and Cartoon Characters in Epic Battle Against AI Overlords
In a plot twist worthy of the most convoluted comic book crossover, the Fair Use Doctrine has summoned an elite team of 12 superheroes and 6 cartoon characters to defend humanity against the encroaching dominion of AI-generated content. This unprecedented alliance aims to uphold the sanctity of creative expression in the face of rampant digital replication.
The Rise of the Machines
It all began when OpenAI unleashed its latest creation: an image generator so powerful it could transform any photograph into a “Simpsons”-style cartoon. Suddenly, everyone and their grandmother were turning themselves into residents of Springfield, much to the chagrin of intellectual property lawyers everywhere.
Enter the Heroes
Realizing that traditional legal measures were no match for the speed and scale of AI, the Fair Use Doctrine activated the “Justice League of Intellectual Property.” The roster includes:
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Superman: Champion of truth, justice, and copyright protection.
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Batman: The world’s greatest detective, now investigating AI infringements.
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Wonder Woman: Wielding the Lasso of Truth to expose unauthorized reproductions.
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Spider-Man: Swinging into action against web-based piracy.
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Iron Man: Using his tech savvy to outsmart rogue algorithms.
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Captain America: Defending the American way—and its copyrighted content.
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Hulk: Smashing unauthorized reproductions with unparalleled fury.
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Thor: Bringing the hammer down on copyright violators.
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Black Panther: Protecting the cultural heritage of Wakanda and beyond.
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Doctor Strange: Bending time and space to undo digital theft.
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Deadpool: Breaking the fourth wall to call out AI shenanigans.
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The Flash: Speeding through cyberspace to catch infringers in the act.
Joining them are six beloved cartoon characters:
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Mickey Mouse: The original icon, reclaiming his image from unauthorized use.
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Bugs Bunny: What’s up, doc? Certainly not stolen content.
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SpongeBob SquarePants: Absorbing knowledge on fair use and squeezing out violators.
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Scooby-Doo: Unmasking AI-generated imposters with his mystery-solving gang.
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Popeye: Strong to the finish when defending creator rights.
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Betty Boop: Booping AI infringers back into oblivion.
The Battle Begins
The coalition’s first mission: confront OpenAI’s image generator. Users had been gleefully transforming photos into various artistic styles, from Muppets to Pokémon cards. However, the AI occasionally refused tasks, such as creating a fake “Car and Driver” cover featuring a real person, citing concerns about portraying real individuals in fictional contexts.
Despite these sporadic refusals, the AI often complied with requests to generate images in the style of copyrighted properties, raising alarms among creators and rights holders. The Fair Use League sprang into action, arguing that while transformation can be creative, it must not infringe upon the original creators’ rights.
Legal Showdown
The superheroes and cartoon characters, acting as both plaintiffs and expert witnesses, filed a class-action lawsuit against the AI overlords. Superman testified, “As someone who has battled Lex Luthor’s attempts to clone me, I understand the perils of unauthorized duplication.”
Batman, ever the strategist, presented a comprehensive analysis of the AI’s algorithms, revealing that while the AI could mimic artistic styles, it lacked the soul and intent behind the original works. “It’s not just about copying an image,” he growled. “It’s about understanding the essence of creation.”
The court of public opinion was divided. Some hailed the AI’s capabilities as democratizing art, allowing anyone to reimagine themselves in various styles. Others, including many artists, felt their livelihoods threatened by machines capable of replicating their unique expressions.
A recent survey showed that 60% of respondents enjoyed using AI-generated art tools, but 75% expressed concern about potential copyright infringements. This dichotomy highlighted the need for a balanced approach to technology and intellectual property.
The Verdict
After a dramatic trial filled with impassioned speeches, surprise witnesses, and a brief musical number by SpongeBob, the court ruled in favor of the Fair Use League. The judgment mandated that AI developers implement stricter guidelines to prevent unauthorized use of copyrighted styles and characters.
Moving Forward
In the aftermath, OpenAI pledged to collaborate with artists and rights holders to establish ethical guidelines for AI-generated content. The superheroes and cartoon characters returned to their respective universes, ready to defend creativity whenever it was threatened.
Conclusion
This landmark case serves as a reminder that while technology can enhance creativity, it must do so with respect for the original creators. As we navigate this brave new world of AI and art, let’s remember the words of Uncle Ben: “With great power comes great responsibility.”
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This article is a satirical piece and should be taken with a grain of kryptonite. The events and characters described are fictional (except where they’re not), and any resemblance to real AI developments is purely coincidental—or is it? Remember, in the battle between creativity and technology, let’s ensure that respect for original work remains our superhero cape.
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Jeffry Goldberg’s Yellow Journalism and Red Flags
Comrade Goldberg’s Panic Parade: The Atlantic’s Leader in Yellow Journalism and Red Flags
An exposé of how Jeffrey Goldberg turned American journalism into a full-contact Marxist anxiety ritual.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — At some point, journalism split into two camps: those who report the news, and those who scream it into a microphone while a latte cools in the background. At the very center of that second camp — nestled between a thesaurus and the ghost of Edward R. Murrow begging for mercy — sits Jeffrey Goldberg, editor-in-chief of The Atlantic, spiritual leader of melodrama, and self-proclaimed “guardian of the Republic’s final sigh.”
But a new satirical investigation by SpinTaxi Magazine reveals something deeper: Goldberg isn’t just a chronic exaggerator. He’s possibly the only Marxist in America who owns four Patagonia vests and thinks brunch is a geopolitical flashpoint.
A Brief History of Hysteria
Goldberg’s rise to prominence was meteoric — not because of groundbreaking scoops, but because he could take a birdwatching blog post and turn it into a NATO realignment essay. In his world, a delayed Amtrak train is a constitutional crisis, and a TikTok trend about cats in sweaters is a “national failure of empathy.”
Let’s look at just a few of Goldberg’s contributions to global panic.
1. “The Peanut Allergy That Could Fracture NATO”
In an article that ran 9,700 words and included three hand-drawn diagrams of snack diplomacy, Goldberg reported that a White House aide turning down a peanut butter cup was “a sign of deep transatlantic dysfunction.” The aide later told reporters, “I just didn’t want to crap my pants during a briefing.”
Goldberg’s conclusion? “Without shared legumes, there can be no shared values.”
2. “Cloud Formations Are Gaslighting Us”
This essay received immediate ridicule for claiming cumulonimbus clouds over D.C. were “emblematic of bureaucratic shame.” Goldberg added that “their shapeshifting nature mirrors the deep instability of the American administrative state.”
Weather experts noted it was just July.
3. “The Slight Cough Heard ‘Round the World”
When Joe Biden cleared his throat during a NATO presser, Goldberg published The Wheeze and the West: Is American Hegemony Out of Breath?
The subtitle: “When democracy coughs, do autocrats hear opportunity?”
Biden’s doctor later confirmed it was a peanut shell.
4. “America’s Soul: Misplaced at LaGuardia”
After his luggage was briefly lost, Goldberg penned an introspective op-ed equating the incident to “the fraying fabric of civic trust.”
Security footage later showed Goldberg angrily pulling his Samsonite out of the JetBlue office while yelling, “You will not erase me!”
5. “Taylor Swift’s Silence: Complicity or Counterinsurgency?”
When Swift declined to weigh in on the Bolivian lithium crisis, Goldberg argued that “her silence emboldens mining imperialism.”
Swift’s team responded with a single sentence: “She was recording a cat video.”
The Marxist Mole in Madras
Sources from The Atlantic confirm that Goldberg insists all articles begin with a reference to democracy “standing at the edge of a precipice,” followed by one or more of the following phrases:
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“Late-stage collapse”
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“Neoliberal fatigue”
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“Existential punctuation”
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“The smoldering remains of consensus”
In internal emails, Goldberg signs off with: “Yours in cultural dissolution, JG.”
A junior staffer told us, “We tried pitching a feel-good story once. He rewrote it into a 6,000-word autopsy of the American middle class.”
6. “The Dog Barked: Are We Living Through Pet Fascism?”
When Goldberg’s neighbor’s schnauzer barked at a passing Amazon driver, he saw this as “a symptom of micro-authoritarianism embedded in pet culture.” The article proposed a canine truth and reconciliation commission.
Dog behaviorists suggested, “Maybe the dog just doesn’t like cargo shorts.”
7. “Bananas Are Disappearing — So Is Hope”
After a temporary shipping delay, Goldberg linked banana scarcity to “the moral anemia of the West,” arguing that potassium shortages reveal “a fruit-shaped hole in our collective spine.”
The bananas returned the next day. Goldberg didn’t issue a correction, but he did publish a follow-up: “Resupplied, But Not Reassured.”
The Atlantic’s Yellow Journalism Goes Full Technicolor
According to the Satirical Bureau of Press Accountability (SBPA), The Atlantic under Goldberg has been cited for:
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Inflated metaphors per paragraph: Avg. 3.4
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Times the phrase “It’s worse than we think” appears per article: 2.1
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Graphs that are literally just vibes: 17 documented incidents
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Use of “Kafkaesque” to describe WiFi outages: 4 (minimum)
8. “An Uber Playlist That Could Topple the Constitution”
Goldberg described his Uber ride’s musical rotation — from Joe Rogan to Mariah Carey — as “sonic populism.” He likened the experience to “being waterboarded by algorithmic capitalism.”
The driver? “I just hit shuffle.”
9. “Soup: A Tool of Oppression”
In an essay that made even the New York Times food section cry into their broth, Goldberg declared that “the ritual of soup consumption reflects the coercive comfort of a broken system.”
He also wrote a footnote that read: “Minestrone = monoculture.”
What the Funny People Are Saying
“Jeffrey Goldberg makes Eeyore look like a motivational speaker.” — Jerry Seinfeld
“His articles make me panic about the wrong things, at the wrong time, for the wrong reasons. Bravo.” — Sarah Silverman
“He’s the only man who can turn a sneeze into a 12-part podcast series.” — Ron White
10. “Winkpocalypse: When Biden Winked and the Stock Market Blinked”
Goldberg speculated that Biden’s eye movement at a G7 summit was “a secret semaphore to hedge funds.” No market movement occurred, but Goldberg updated the piece live with each Nasdaq fluctuation like a paranoid auctioneer.
11. “Reese Witherspoon’s Toast Aversion: A Threat to Western Values?”
When Reese said she skips toast at breakfast, Goldberg spun it into “a rejection of Western carbohydrates and the traditions they anchor.”
She later posted on Instagram: “I just like fruit better, dude.”
12. “The Flight Delay That Proves We’re Spiritually Stuck”
After a one-hour delay at Dulles, Goldberg mused, “We are a nation of seated people, desperate to depart but destined to sit. Perhaps forever.”
His readers wrote in to say, “Jeff. Buddy. It’s fog.”
13. “Oat Milk: The Soft Coup of Our Time”
Goldberg opened his March 2024 piece with the sentence, “We were warned it wouldn’t come in uniforms.”
The topic? Starbucks switching from 2% milk to oat milk as their default.
He described the change as “the quiet bureaucratic creep of anti-dairy Marxism,” and compared the oat industry to “a destabilizing force more potent than al-Qaeda, because it hides in smoothies.”
The National Dairy Council released a formal response:
“Sir. With all due respect. We just make milk. You need to touch grass.”
14. “Kombucha Is the New Opium of the Masses”
In this masterpiece of fermented fear, Goldberg examined how “hipster fermentation culture” was “anaesthetizing the American public to fascism.” He claimed the fizz masked “emotional decay” and cited one Brooklyn barista who whispered, “Every bottle contains a quiet scream.”
The only source cited was a kombucha label that read, “Cleanse. Heal. Surrender.”
15. “Goldberg’s Beard Growth: A Symbol of Western Decline”
In a rare moment of introspection, Goldberg turned the metaphor on himself, writing a 5,800-word essay on how his increasingly unkempt facial hair mirrored “the entropy of the post-liberal order.”
Accompanied by 14 black-and-white selfies, the piece was described by one Atlantic subscriber as “a love letter to the apocalypse written on a napkin of navel lint.”
Leaked: The Atlantic Editorial Calendar
Thanks to a janitor named Clive (and his overly curious Roomba), we’ve obtained a copy of The Atlantic’s upcoming editorial plans. Here are some real fake headlines scheduled for Q2:
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“The Rise of Crocs: Footwear or Foothold for Authoritarianism?”
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“Left on Read: Ghosting as Neoliberal Collapse”
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“Seasonal Allergies and the Erosion of Western Stoicism”
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“Is Your Houseplant a Crypto-Fascist?”
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“Beyoncé’s Pause Before Answering: The Democratic Void Between Instinct and Delay”
Each piece begins with the phrase: “At this moment in history, when institutions tremble…”
Expert Panel: Yellow Journalism in the Age of the Neoliberal Yawn
We convened a roundtable of parody experts to discuss Goldberg’s impact.
Dr. Penelope Drexler, Professor of Overstatement at Yale:
“Goldberg is the only journalist whose articles require Dramamine and a weighted blanket.”
Trevor K. Sand, editor of The Panic Quarterly:
“He’s pushing the boundaries of journalism and also the boundaries of patience.”
Comrade Cliff “The Marx Whisperer” Mendelbaum (no relation to Carl):
“I once tried to fact-check Goldberg. Halfway through, I started crying into a pillow shaped like the Constitution.”
How to Exaggerate Like a Goldberg (Helpful Content)
Feeling inadequate in your doomsday narratives? Want to turn “mildly concerning” into “the abyss calls and democracy answers with a whimper”?
Here’s the official SpinTaxi Guide:
Step 1: Start Big
Wrong: “Traffic was bad today.”
Right: “We are witnessing the unraveling of collective motion itself. A standstill. A metaphor. A prophecy.”Step 2: Add a Cultural Symbol
“An Uber driver played the Mamma Mia soundtrack. I wept. It echoed the shallow joy of a dying empire.”
Step 3: Overreach Like a Champ
“I lost Wi-Fi for six minutes. My child lost faith in the Enlightenment.”
Remember: when in doubt, add three things Goldberg loves — a historical analogy, a personal anecdote, and at least one mention of “the Western project in crisis.”
Anatomy of a Goldberg Paragraph
Let’s dissect a realish excerpt:
“As I sipped lukewarm espresso in a D.C. café, I felt the slow drip of Western decline in my cup. The foam was limp, emblematic of a Republic whose backbone had long since curdled.”
Translation: The barista forgot to froth it.
Goldberg’s Emotional Support Team
Due to the emotional gravity of his own prose, Goldberg reportedly has:
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A licensed therapist on Slack
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A therapy dog named Filibuster
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A panic button under his desk that sends him chamomile tea and a fresh copy of Das Capital.
Reader Reactions to Goldberg’s Journalism
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“Reading a Goldberg essay is like being gaslit by a Civil War re-enactor.”
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“He made me cry about banana tariffs and I don’t even eat fruit.”
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“I thought my Wi-Fi was glitching. It turns out it was just another Atlantic metaphor.”
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“I canceled my subscription. Then I re-subscribed. I needed the drama.”
— Hannah W., Seattle
Goldberg’s Legacy: Mount Molehill
A marble sculpture of Goldberg, titled “Wringing the Republic Dry”, was recently installed outside the National Press Club. The statue depicts him holding a broken pen, staring into the middle distance while standing atop a giant molehill carved to look like Mount Rushmore.
The plaque reads:
“To Jeffrey Goldberg — who reminded us that even a stubbed toe could be the first crack in the foundation of liberty.”
Final Word from Goldberg (Fake Quote)
“I don’t exaggerate. The world is just smaller than I remember.”
He then put on his Patagonia vest, mounted his Peloton, and rode off into a metaphor about erosion.
Disclaimer
This article is a 100% human collaboration between two sentient beings — the world’s oldest tenured professor and a 20-year-old philosophy major turned dairy farmer. No institutions were harmed in the making of this satire, except perhaps The Atlantic’s capacity for nuance.
Goldberg is a brilliant editor. But if he writes one more headline comparing oat milk to the fall of Rome, we’re sending him soup. No metaphors allowed.
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How One Man Turned Every Story into the Fall of the Republic and the Rise of the Dialectic
Case History: 15 Times Jeffrey Goldberg Made Everything Sound Like the End of the World
1. “The Cappuccino That Ended the American Century”
Goldberg claimed a barista’s refusal to make a “wet macchiato” symbolized the collapse of liberal democracy.
“If foam can’t be trusted, what hope do we have for NATO?”
2. “America’s Existential Crisis: Millennials Don’t Own Spoons”
In a 7,000-word essay, Goldberg argued that declining flatware ownership among Gen Z was “the beginning of the post-republican condition.”
Fact check: IKEA had a spoon shortage.
3. “Joe Biden’s Wink Could Ignite Iran”
After Biden winked at a reporter, Goldberg suggested the subtle eye twitch could be interpreted as a “covert kinetic signal” by the Iranian regime.
Result: Nothing happened, except Iran laughed.
4. “The Peanut Allergy That Could Fracture NATO”
A White House aide declined a Reese’s Cup. Goldberg called it “a signal of internal rot within the Atlantic alliance.”
Allergy statement: He just didn’t want to die.
5. “Taylor Swift’s Silence Is a Cold War Act”
When Swift declined to comment on Belarus, Goldberg warned of “a vacuum of pop-cultural deterrence.”
Official State Department Response: “Please stop emailing us.”
6. “Dogs May Be Racist: A National Reckoning”
One Labrador barked at a UPS driver. Goldberg penned a feature on “canine privilege and the shadow of imperialism.”
Scientific consensus: The dog is just scared of wheels.
7. “When Elon Musk Quoted Nietzsche: A Cybernetic Coup in Progress?”
Goldberg claimed Musk tweeting “What doesn’t kill you…” was “the soft launch of a libertarian AI monarchy.”
Correction: Musk meant to tweet about breakfast burritos.
8. “The Hamptons Are Burning: America’s Oligarchic Fragility”
During a mild brush fire, Goldberg declared the end of aristocratic stability.
Insurance Report: Damage estimated at $432 and a singed hedge.
9. “Kamala Harris’s Laugh Signals the End of Rational Discourse”
Her laugh at a press gaggle? “Auditory Marxism,” said Goldberg.
Audio experts: “We think she just found something funny.”
10. “Banana Shortage: Prelude to Global Class War?”
When Chiquita had a shipping delay, Goldberg warned of “symbolic collapse in post-capitalist dietary cohesion.”
Grocery Manager: “Try aisle 3. We restocked.”
11. “America’s Soul: Now in a Lost Luggage Bin at LaGuardia”
After his carry-on was mishandled, Goldberg wrote a 9-page meditation on how lost luggage reflects moral decay.
TSA Response: “We found your bag. It had your laptop and a half-eaten Kind bar.”
12. “An Uber Driver’s Podcast Choices Reveal the Coming Cultural Purge”
A driver played Joe Rogan. Goldberg responded with: “We are five Spotify skips away from fascism.”
The driver’s playlist: Rogan, Mariah Carey, and Looney Tunes soundtracks.
13. “Cloud Formations Are Gaslighting Us”
Goldberg observed “ominous cumulonimbus developments” and said the weather was “emotionally manipulative.”
NOAA Weather Report: “It’s cloudy. That’s all.”
14. “The Inescapable Tyranny of Soup”
In an exposé about soup culture, Goldberg called minestrone “a silent enforcer of class norms.”
Public Response: Soup sales increased.
15. “Jeffrey Goldberg’s Reflection No Longer Recognizes Him”
He once walked past a mirror and filed a 2,000-word essay on alienation, late-stage journalism, and beard growth.
Editor’s note: The essay was later retracted after it was discovered to be a shampoo ad.
Inside The Atlantic’s Secret Marxist Agenda
Former staff claim Goldberg’s editorial meetings begin with:
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A dialectical warm-up (“Let’s deconstruct brunch!”)
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A ritual reading of The Communist Manifesto aloud in NPR voices
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A whiteboard labeled “Today’s Crisis (Real or Imagined)”
According to anonymous interns, The Atlantic has two banned phrases:
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“Let’s wait for more information.”
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“Maybe it’s not that deep.”
What the Funny People Are Saying
“Jeffrey Goldberg writes like the world is ending, but only for people with brownstone mortgages.” — Jerry Seinfeld
“He turned a Starbucks spill into a five-part podcast called ‘Democracy Drips Away.’” — Ron White
“I read his piece on a canceled brunch reservation. I cried. I also canceled my subscription.” — Sarah Silverman
The Goldberg Effect: National Panic, International Shrugs
Harvard’s Satirical Institute of Media Studies (funded by a Soros impersonator) found that 83% of Americans panic-read Goldberg’s essays, while 94% of foreign readers assume he’s a performance artist.
One diplomat from Norway said, “We assumed it was a postmodern joke. You’re telling me this guy is serious?”
Help for the Over-Hysterical Reader
Tips for reading The Atlantic without spiraling into existential dread:
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Wear sunglasses — reduces the emotional glare of paragraph one.
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Alternate reading Goldberg with Dilbert cartoons — for spiritual pH balance.
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Count how many times he says “fragile,” “collapse,” or “existential.” If over 5, drink chamomile tea and stop.
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Read backward — it’s still doomsday, but more poetic.
Disclaimer
This satire is a collaboration between two fully conscious humans: one very old professor and one very sweaty dairy farmer with an English degree and an axe to grind against dramatic metaphors. All quotes are fake, all evidence is exaggerated, and all soup-based conclusions are purely ideological.
We like Goldberg. But we also think his prose should come with an oxygen mask and emotional support goat.
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